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Song Parodies -> "Einstein"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

hair, wild and blown and some might say he was homely
as a bassett hound
theories, alluring and great mindwork occurring
what a dynamo
just listen to the logic of his insights relatively
linger on his bright talk and you'll find most positively
he knew the truth

the man was a bright ol' herr
he found that when MC's doubled
there's energy there
i love einstein....he was a man so great
einstein...profoundly got it straight
einstein....oh what a genius IQ

he was astounding and the facts he was founding
were some thoughts brand new
wanted to know where all the pieces should go
and how dimensions flowed

when he had a challenge he'd sit down and think it over
came up with an answer brighter than a super nova
that never dimmed

the man who laid science bare
he worked it out with no trouble
and made us aware
i love einstein....oh what a man so bright
einstein...anxious to see the light
einstein...he always got it right now

its hard to find this kind of mind so full of understanding
he thought it through because he knew the world would be demanding
hate to be wrong

this german was truly rare
he never got in a muddle
he pulled things from air
i love einstein...he sure could educate
einstein...brought us all up to date
einstein...oh what a clever ol' dude

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Old Man Ribber - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Alvin - GENIUS! (Both the subject and this parody.) ;D
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
One of those parodies in which the wordplay is a delight to read.
wildcard - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
he he
Nancy Hicks - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Brilliant! All 5s baby :-)
alvin - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
thank you all for the kind comments :)
Dave W. - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice tribute for sure.....clever ol dude !
2Eagle - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Tom Lehrer would have loved this.
Patrick - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Outstanding. Fun to read and fits the subject perfectly.
alvin - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
thanks to all

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