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Song Parodies -> "Brown Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Downtown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Petula Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Cow"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Webb

The Lyrics

When you're alone
and life is making you lonely
You can always moo -
Brown cow

When you've got worries,
all the noise and the hurry
seems to help, I know -
Brown cow

Just listen to the tractor

and the herd in the farmyard,
Manure on the sidewalks
where the biggest bulls are well hard
How can you lose?

The bulls are much brighter there,
You can forget all your troubles,
Forget all your cares, and moo

Brown cow
Things'll be great when you're -
Brown cow
No finer place for sure -
Brown cow

Everything's waiting for you -
(Brown cow)

Don't hang around and
let your problems surround you,
there are movie shows -
Brown cow

Maybe you know
some little places to go to
where they never close -
Brown cow
Just listen to the rhythm
when a gentle bull runs over
You'll be dancing with 'em too
before the night is over

Happy again

The bulls are much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles,
forget all your cares, and moo

Brown cow
Where all the lights are bright -
Brown cow

Waiting for you tonight -
Brown cow
You're gonna be alright now -
(Brown cow)

instrumental

And you may find a farmer kind
to help and understand you,
Someone who is just like you
and needs a gentle milk to
guide them along

So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles,
forget all our cares, and moo

Brown cow
Things'll be great when you're -
Brown cow

Don't wait a minute more -
Brown cow
Everything's waiting for you -
(Brown cow)

Brown cow, Brown cow,
Brown cow, Brown cow . . .
(repeat & fade)

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Below Average Dave - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
The Original Song--it's been so long since I've heard it-but I like it-and I think it scans, I don't feel like finding the original, good parody though.-555

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