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Song Parodies -> "Trump The Rancid Maggot"

Original Song Title:

"Puff The Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Trump The Rancid Maggot"

Parody Written by:

Last Dig Efforts

The Lyrics

Trump the rancid maggot, sick guy is he
Who swallows, bigly, lots of jizz, dickhead's gagged by Trog lobbies
Idjits, jackoffs, rapers, ugly ahole thugs
They cosset him who's stealing swag and huffing amp-up drugs. Blow

Trump, the rabid MAGAt, sick guy is he
Who wallows in a pot of sh*t, friggin’ scam, no honesty
Trump's a cankered maggot, big lie is he
That wallows in a job of mitts, gets a hand from Seanitty

Stooge lecher comes unraveled when some folks point out: he’s failed
At business, a burnout and slut who should be jailed
Thinks he's king; this nitwit and blowhard is insane
Pirate rips off loads of swag as he whores without shame, 'ho

Trump could gag a maggot, sick guy is he
That wallows with his lobby twits as they’re scamming the country
Trump is rancid, batsh*t, ill, and crazy
And wallows in his squalid pit as he’s damaged the country

Some shaggin' with his daughter he'd love, dolt dimwit boys
Baying things with canine links making mutt-ugly noise
Scum-grade tykes, dad slapped 'em; brains were scrambled to the core
These mutts, vile, rabid mad Pits, sleaze boors, and seeping sores

Their heads are empty hollows, creep pater's the same
Sluts too, in the family way, a wrong and scary bane
Prick-louts with Reich-strong bent, gutless without shame
These sluts are rife with swaggin', sacks o' sh*t with a bad name. It’s

Drumpf, the nasty klan comes from Germany
His father was a POS, also a proto-Nazi
Trumps are nasty conmen, dig thievery
All wallow in a trough of sh*t as they ransack the country

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