-> "Joe's Brain"
Original Song Title:
"Freight Train" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
(Sung to 'Freight Train' - Peter, Paul and Mary)
Joe's brain Joe's brain sparking its last
Joe's brain Joe's brain drives a pederast
If you knew just how far gone is he
It's beyond senility....
Joe's brain, Joe's brain, is never going to mend
Joe's brain, Joe's brain, it escaped again
Yes he thought the petting zoo was cool
But it was a children's school...
Joe's brain Joe's brain won't cogitate
Joe's brain Joe's brain it's a dying V-8
Detroit has placed his engine on recall
Says the warrant on the wall...
Joe appealed to BLM; Harris is his mate
First I'll vomit before I defecate
To watch Kamala and that black flagpole she climbed
This parody ain't sublime...
Joe's brain Joe's brain scan's going black
Joe's brain Joe's brain spouting verbal crack
Wisdom never was puffed out of a crack pipe
So away with all Joe's tripe...
Biden is as jaded as his liberal shtick
He will pull a Harding Hat Trick
Then Kamala will have the Oval room
As she send the US to its doom...
Joe's brain Joe's brain coughing out it's last
Joe's brain Joe's brain fading very fast...
If he becomes POTUS, we'll all feel the dread
When our Republic winds up dead...
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