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Song Parodies -> "Meghan's Sparkle"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Meghan's Sparkle"

Parody Written by:

John Davison

The Lyrics

Archie is the firstborn child of Harry & Meghan Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. He was born on 6 May 2019. Heathrow is the primary airport in London, England for scheduled departures to Canada.
Now her bags are packed, she slams the door,
She’s standing proud outside Frogmore,
Through a windowpane, her husband waves goodbye.
The chauffeur swings the garden gates,
She’s already texting trusted mates,
Within two hours she’ll take off through the sky.
So radiate your royalty, mindful of security,
Wave as though you cannot bear to go (bear to go),
’Cause you’re leaving on a jet plane, can’t say when you’ll be back again, oh Meghan, must you go?

The gifts from in-laws weigh a lot
But they’ll look good in Archie’s cot,
She hopes that excess baggage fees are low.
She wears a splendid summer dress
It’ll feature in tomorrow’s press
From Montreal to Frankfurt and Heathrow.
So radiate your royalty, mindful of security,
Let’s wave although your mood we cannot know (cannot know),
’Cause you’re leaving on a jet plane, we don’t know when you’ll be back again, oh Meghan, we don’t know!

Bless you ma’am on your departure,
You’ve had more stress than Shula Archer,
Enjoy an airline croissant with your tea (with your tea);
Dream about the years to come
When you won’t have to fly alone,
And Harry won’t be lonesome in Surrey.
So let’s all wave at Meghan Markle,
Photograph those eyes that sparkle,
Wave although her mood we cannot know (cannot know),
’Cause she’s leaving on a jet plane, don’t know when she’ll be back again, oh Meghan, we don’t know.
With tailwind perfect for Vancouver, establishment she outmanoeuvred -
Fair princess free to go.
Weaving on a jet plane, don’t know when she’ll be back again.
Shula Archer (mentioned in verse 3) is the maiden name of a fictional character in a long-running BBC radio serial called "The Archers;" her first husband died in a traffic accident and she has divorced her second husband, Alistair Hebden-Lloyd, Shula resides in "Ambridge" in the fictional English county of Borsetshire. Meghan Markle was the name of Prince Harry's fiancée until she married into Britain's royal family on 19 May 2018. Intrusive & insensitive reportage by British media outlets was apparently behind the couple's decision to spend much of their early married life in Canada.

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