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Song Parodies -> "Mohammed the Lonely Prophet"

Original Song Title:

"Puff the Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Mohammed the Lonely Prophet"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Today is may 20 and I will freely admit that I can't draw very well...but I can pen parody lyrics without too much trouble. I am not easily offended but I am taking exception to the behavior of Muslims regarding the spate of atrocities committed by those of Islam against who are essentially innocent people. While Boko haram is busy abducting schoolgirls and forcibly converting them to Islam, ISIS is cheerfully chopping off heads and destroying our racial heritage. Meanwhile, all that I hear in response ise very weak dissimilation stating.. 'they aren't really Muslims'... That is odd; they have Qur'an's and speak of Allah... is there something I missed? Until Muslims speak up and condemn the violent factions within their midst, don't expect people to believe that Islam is a religion of peace... *Hejaz - Area of Saudi Arabia containing Mecca and Medina **He had three daughters
Mohammed the Lonely Prophet

(Sung to Puff the Magic Dragon by Peter, Paul and Mary

Mohammed the lonely Prophet lived in a land,
of wind blown tents and dirt cheap rent
because it was all sand....
The Jew and Christ religions said 'Mohammed, go away'...
He glowered down at Mecca town; i will someday have my say!!

Mohammed the hateful Prophet lived in a land,
of wind blown tents and dirt cheap rent
because it was all sand....
He was forced to leave Mecca (in the Hejaz* lands)
He cut a deal; Hudaibiya
while he raided caravans!

Mohammed found a Moon God** and then raised him on high...
then he took and spoke a book that said 'Worship him or die!'
When Mo passed on in 632, there was jihad without surcease..
As Madrassa Schools filled full of fools
waged a Holy War for Peace!!

Mohammed the vile Prophet lived in a land,
of wind blown tents and dirt cheap rent
because it was all sand....
Mohammed the deceitful Prophet lived in a land,
of wind blown tents and dirt cheap rent
because it was all sand....

Islam gained its converts and they liked what they had read..
slaughter all the infidels, kick your women in the head!
If they get to heaven, 72 virgins await
Then they will scheme with opiate dreams about infidels they hate!!

This Islam mess is clueless; no peace here I can see..
as they call for death with their last breath and espouse their perfidy..
Mohammed became enraged because not all would pray his way..
So with innocents dead and chopped off heads, it continues to this day!!

Mohammed the angry Prophet lived in a land,
of wind blown tents and dirt cheap rent
because it was all sand....
Islam the crazy religion one day ceased in the land
because they waged war and were no more..
but blackened glassine sand!!

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Susanna Viljanen - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Fives. I am sick and tired of the politically correct whitewash of this bad religion, and the last 1400 years of jihad should already have taught the Europeans what Islam is about. Islam is a nuisance in Finland, but a menace in Sweden and in other European countries.

The USMC song "Halls of Montezuma" was about the first War on Terror ever.
Jonathan - May 21, 2015 - Report this comment
even Buddhists were forced to attack Muslims not that long ago BUDDHISTS! when THEY attack you know you dun goof'd! 5's
Callmelennie - May 22, 2015 - Report this comment
The USMC songs that starts with "From the Halls of Montezuma" is officially known as "The Marine Corps Hymn", Susanna. It certainly contains a reference to combating Muslim piracy and terror (To the Shores of Tripoli) but it's also about other events. The stanza "From the Halls of Montezuma" refers to one of the most audacious naval maneuvers ever -- the seaborne landing at Veracruz and subsequent march on Mexico City in the Mexican American war
Mohammed Al Ansra - May 23, 2015 - Report this comment
All hail the intolerant inbred forest chick and her sidekick Lenny. Both are haters of Muslims.
CryHavoc - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
So Mohammed, what do you want to be when you blow up?
Patrick - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Holy War For Peace says it all. Sand turned to glass is the direction this abomination is heading. And I would not be surprised if they pushed the button themselves.
Callmelennie - May 24, 2015 - Report this comment
If doing parodies of Islamic jihadists makes me a hater, what does Mohammed al Ansra's comment say about him?
SaintMark - August 27, 2018 - Report this comment
don't like all your songs. some have a great idea but the rhymes dont kick. but you totally nailed this one. bloody good job mate.
Religion Good, Fanaticism Bad - August 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, what about all the child molesting, the IRA and 'Protestant' Battalions killing each other in Northern Ireland? The money stealing and Joel Osteed? Is that Christianity? Israel's government killing and treating Palestinians as non-citizens, is that Judaism? In Myanmar - the genocide going on, is that really what Buddhism is about? Do you believe Douchebag Traitortrump is a true Christian? You need to bone up on what religion is and isn't.

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