Oh that mog is whacked, he’s ready to blow
Commanding fear outside my door
I hate to take a step or I may die
‘Cause the claws are rakin’ it’s surly scorn
‘Tack is waitin’, be showin’ me torn
The doggie he has flown and left me dry

Cat hissed and assailed at me
Tersely waved its tail at me
Told me in me-oweze where to go

I'm bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
My shred clothes show how my back is maimed
Close shave, my pate’s forgoed

Yeah, your hairs are raised – I should skip town
Don’t care for feline stamping ground
I’m ambushed now, from nowhere he springs
Talons placed just so, this lynx with glee
Every claw he sinks, he sinks in me
Hairs raised on back, fine flair for threatening

No Friskies are piled for thee
Jew-elled collar’s chaffing thee
Boldly strike and sever my big toe...

I'm bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
I now know to flee – kit’s quite insane
My grave awaits, you know

Now this tom has come to cleave me
I’m just pray’n that he’ll miss me
His pose is crazed, pounce is on its way
Schemes of how he’ll flail me some
Yeah, I live in a combat zone
Now’s come the time, ring the vet for spay...

Hissed and paws flailed at me
Calamine, it sates poor me
Sold me lemon, pet store got my dough

I'm bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
It might find a kick up clack’s attained
Bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
He’s gung-ho, get my ice pack for pain
Bleeding, and the cat’s blamed
I must go to hos-pit-al again
Those rabe’s, puss fate bestowed...