Song Parodies -> "Schemin' On A Jet Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Leavin' On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

"Schemin' On A Jet Plane"

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The Lyrics

The plane ride Congressman Dennis Kuchinich took on Air Force One. Before the ride, he was a no vote on Healthcare Reform, after the ride, he was a yes vote. Very strange.

Air Force One's all packed, and ready to go
Be landin' out, in O-hi-o
It's takin' us way up, eight miles high
But my balls they're breakin', this early morn
Hacks are waitin',my vote for reform
A steady dose of Homey by my side

No mys-tery, I'm flyin' for free
Tell me what jewells wait for me
Golden flight forever will be known
I'm schemin', on a jet plane
Hopin' they'll let me fly the thing
Okay, can't wait to go

There's so many times, I've hugged the ground
So many times, they've buzzed the town
I tell you know, Martians aren't so green
Mental case I know, the link is true
Be-fore long, the ding, a ling comes through
I won't get jacked, I wear a Jedi ring

No mys-tery, I'm flyin' for free
Tell me what jewells wait for me
Golden flight forever will be known
I'm schemin', on a jet plane
Hopin' they'll let me fly the thing
Okay, can't wait to go

Now the time has come to breeze through
All the things, that we wish to
Oppose the right, they don't walk our way
Screams about this day will come
I guess I'll just hide out at home
About this time, everyone will say

No mys-tery, I'm flyin' for free
Tell me what jewells wait for me
Golden flight forever will be known
I'm schemin', on a jet plane
Hopin' they'll let me fly the thing
Okay, can't wait to go

I'm schemin', on a jet plane
Schemin', on a jet plane
Okay, can't wait to go

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