Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Dig Kn*ckers and H**ters"

Original Song Title:

"I Dig Rock & Roll Music"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"I Dig Kn*ckers and H**ters"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"I Dig Knockers and Hooters"

I dig knockers and hooters, and I’m gonna take this chance to say (and sing out)
Full figured cuties I could ogle from sunup to sundown ev’ry day,
when down sidewalks they’re sashayin’,
with A’s a-twich and T’s swayin’
no way … can I look away!

I dig the mamas with the ta-tas, it’s a trip when they strip, I’ll say!
I get hot when ev’rthing’s showin’ and no bra obstructs the display, yeah.
And when my eyesight’s failin’
I’ll rely on boob-Braille, and
Hey! Feel-readin’ can be a ball.

I dig poms (even on a dyke** equipped that way
who bristles when I goggle ’cause I am not girl who’s gay).
I love both bee-stings and melons (bee-stings and melons)
because they all get me swellin’ (Oh yeah)
they all attract me the same way.

I dig unlockin’ a bold duo when a filly’s bra keeps it unseen.
I think nudity’s fun thing. When the girl is agreein’,
my joy, words can’t convey it,
because without her okay it
will be frustration when she declines.

boulders, bosoms, Ben and Jerry, Bert and Ernie, Bob and Ray, BBs
headlights, heavy-hangers, hummers, Abelard and Héloise
© Stan Hall ... **no derogatory intent attends this terminology. My line here is simply stretching hard to rhymingly overlay the corresponding OS line ("I dig Donovon in a dream-like tripped-out way"). And truth to tell re the whole silly parody, I'm more of a leg man anyway, whether it's chicks or chicken we discuss. :-)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Steve K. - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Abelard and Héloise? That's a new one on me.
Stan - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the 5s, SK. Re Abelard & Héloise, AAMOF, _I_ don't recall having previously seen that famous pair used thus metaphorically, but here they were handy for a rhyme, and seemed as suitable in the context as the other well-know duos mentioned, all of whom I have seen so employed. :-)
Johnny D - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
A superlatively masculine ode to sweater buns.
Invisible Boy - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny...Funny...Funny...Stan. Loved "mamas with the ta-tas". I recall "Abelard and Héloise" from and old "standard" called "Just One Of Those Things". In your case, if you choose to embellish, feel free to use "Just Two Of Those Things."
alvin - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
mamas with the line...bee stings and melons was pretty good too
John Barry - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm hooting. Fine job on a tough song.
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
As an aficionado of chesticular cheer and posterior perfection, I really dug this, Stan my man! And I'd never heard this OS before...considering the title, it's about as R n R as a Manilow/Como collaboration. 555+
Lady-B-Cakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful Sir Stan ! . . . "Boob Braille" is just fantastic English phrasing! and I don't believe for a ~Giuliani moment!~ that you're a 'leg man'!!!
Stan - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all. And Cakes, believe it or not, I do love a yummy bite of thigh meat. :-)
Peregrin - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Beautiful. Stan, I got a hidden laugh out of this because the line "I dig poms" means "I dig English people" to an Australian! Then I started picturing Phil Alexander in regard to your song subject! Scary stuff!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 847