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Song Parodies -> "If I Had A Gamma"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had A Hammer"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, And Mary

Parody Song Title:

"If I Had A Gamma"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

If I had a gamma,
I'd gamma on my Gramma
I'd gamma on my Grampa,
To see how it worked..
I'd gamma my uncle,
I'd gamma, you, mister..
I'd gamma my best friend, Stan,
My brothers and my sisters,
To see how it worked..

If I had that ray,
I'd shoot it in the morning,
I'd shoot it in the evening,
All over the place..
Won't holler, "Danger!"
I'd ray it without warning,
I'd ray out the ice cream man,
The grocer, and our neighbors
They'd fade with no trace..

If I had that gun,
That I saw in a movie
It'd sure be kinda' groovy,
In my room to stash..
I'd gamma a stranger
Rowboat guys oaring,
I'd snuff out aunt Irene,
Some brokers and some bankers,
And steal all their cash..

If I had that thing,
I'd fling it like Mel Gibson
I'd even cook some ribs done,
Keep it in a case..
I'd be a menace,
Much worse than Dennis,
I'd blast them rays around
Destroyin' like a twister,
All over the place..

Well, I got a gamma,
Yeah, I got those rays..
And I got that gun I saw
In that flick from space..
It's the gamma I wanted,
All these rays, I need 'em
Gonna' put that thing..in between
My finger and my shoulder,
And wipe out this place..

Gonna' hold that thing..in between
My finger and my shoulder,
And wipe out this place..(yeah !)



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Timmy1000 - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
No toys for you today, AFW, but I'll shoot a few 5's your way
Mark Scotti - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
555 degree blast!!!
Andria - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
A gamma-ray gun would indeed be fun to have, AFW, and I'd probably start shooting the mice and cockroaches that have moved into my abode without my permission instead of anything and everything in sight if I didn't have to worry about radiation. 5s.
AFW - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Tim, Mark, and Andria..darn those roaches, wouldn't even get permission, eh? Better evict 'em...
litCougarCakes - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, If I had a SilenSir . . . . I silence him in the morning, in the Evneing, yeah all over his . . .
Tommy Turtle - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
The downside of geekdom ... thought you'd be wishing for a Greek letter to follow your Alpha and Beta... but the pea-brain caught on eventually (d'oh). Penta, penta, penta.

Follow-on idea: parody of "Delta Dawn" (Tanya Tucker, Bette Midler, Helen Reddy). ... don't mind me, just having an attack of epsilony.
AFW - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lil Coug, and TT....good idea on that "DD" parody...:Lol..Tucker, Midler, and Reddy...
alvin - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
gamma rama ding dong...i can relate...fun parody
AFW - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Guy - July 20, 2009 - Report this comment
A gamma ray gun? "You'll shoot your eye out kid"

Kirk - Away team - set phasers to stun and fire,
McCoy - He's dead Jim!
Scotty - Cap'in I cutta sworn ya said snuff.

Farce - I almost missed this one - what a hoot. You never cease to amaze me with your zaniness. Well done - Kirk out.
AFW - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny comments, Guy..and love those brand a' jokes...
LilCUPcakes - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there Sir L'Air deFarce . . . . You an Action Hero a la ~GunnerMajor~ ? ? ?

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