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Song Parodies -> "Puffs, The Magic Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"Puff, The Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Puffs, The Magic Tissue"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Puffs, The Magic Tissue,
Lighter than air
When you attach one to your nose
You can hardly tell it's there..
A box is like an old friend,
Fun to have around..
Helps to stifle those wet sneezes when
Ooze "Achoos" abound...Oh

Puffs, The Magic Tissue,
Superbly soft
And built to hold your big nose load,
Or that phlegm, that up, you cough
Puffs, The Magic Tissue
Sickies won't scoff
They're kinda' like that fantasy
In your Uncle Bill's hayloft..

So, just be sure you have 'em
Even when you're feelin' good
Take tips from the boyscouts,
Be Prepared, you know you should
Perforated boxtop, dispenses easily
When you're captured by a cold
A Puff will set you free..

Puffs, The Magic Tissue,
Daintily nice
Each is like a nasal kiss
With a "Save Your Wallet" price
Puffs, The Magic Tissue
Heavenly sent
So, even when you're miserable,
Magic Puffs keep you content

Yes, even when you're miserable,
Magic Puffs keep you content...


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Rex - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL'd at the title...you should sell this to Puffs.
TJC - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This magnificentmucus-bustin' melody should sell several dozen 'gross' for Proctor & Gamble... fitting OS since I hear Puffs were originally formulated to clean out Peter Yarrow's bong...
Ann Hammond - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Red Ant - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
lol. You should sell this to Puffs. You oughta do "The Kleenex" to Duran Duran's "The Reflex". =)
YousoCrazy - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This one right here was a knee-slapper. It's comical and ingenious. Nicely done. That is all I have to say, so I bid you "A-choo"
Tummy Turtle - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Echoes Red Ant's echo of Rex's comment... Seems a lot of fantasies end in a handful of tissue, don't they? :... Five Puffs for you, and don't wanna know how you use em :)
alvin - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
glad you're covering all the important tissues of the day...sneezlingly (and other stuff ) fun !
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex...selling to Corp. would be nice, if it was easy, but I'm sure they all have their staff of ad, com'l, and jingle writers...and rarely, if ever accept solicitations from unknowns..,..thanks, TJC, funny anecdote...and thanks, Ann, and Red Ant..funny idea, there..but not familiar with that original...and thanks, YousoCrazy, TT, very true....and alvin..hey, great pun, there
Jonathan - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
sad they probably wouldn't accept it this would be a GREAT song for those "Puffs" commercials 5's
MrMacphisto - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
You blew this one out of the nose, er, water... 5-5-5
PMs - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Blowing 5's achoo
AFW - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan, MrMac, and PMS
DJ Blaze - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL at the title switch!! I go through Puffs (and Kleenex) like hotcakes when I'm sick. 555 more boxes of tissues!
MadameTaTa - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I like my powder 'puff ' pasted to my duff, Sir L'Air . . .
AFW - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, DJ, and Madame...ooo, she said pasted to her duff...

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