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Song Parodies -> "Stuff That You Got Hangin'"
Original Song Title:
"Puff The Magic Dragon"
Original Performer:
Peter, Paul and Mary
Parody Song Title:
"Stuff That You Got Hangin'"
Parody Written by:
Alan Hochbaum
The Lyrics
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Little Jackie Scrotum had that hangin' stuff
His doctor slipped when he was snipped, and now he's got a muff
Oh, stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Your booty may be heavy, all filled with cellulite
But now the skin can be pulled in, to make your pants fit right
Or if it's badly drooping, and it's all pointing south
Just have an MD suction you, and inject it in your mouth
Oh, stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Sometimes boobies droop some, and make the nipples sore
Especially from friction caused by scraping on the floor
But now the surgeon's scalpel can fix what you've got wrong
So have no fear, your new brassiere won't be a 40 long!
So if some things are lower than you'd like them to be
Just chalk it up to Newton's law, the one on gravity
Or do something about it, it's worth it now I guess
Just know the plastic, surgeon's like
Is American Express
Oh, stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Little Jackie Scrotum had that hangin' stuff
His doctor slipped when he was snipped, and now he's got a muff
Oh, stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Your booty may be heavy, all filled with cellulite
But now the skin can be pulled in, to make your pants fit right
Or if it's badly drooping, and it's all pointing south
Just have an MD suction you, and inject it in your mouth
Oh, stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Sometimes boobies droop some, and make the nipples sore
Especially from friction caused by scraping on the floor
But now the surgeon's scalpel can fix what you've got wrong
So have no fear, your new brassiere won't be a 40 long!
So if some things are lower than you'd like them to be
Just chalk it up to Newton's law, the one on gravity
Or do something about it, it's worth it now I guess
Just know the plastic, surgeon's like
Is American Express
Oh, stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
Stuff that you got hangin' , down by your knees
Can now be fixed by doctors' tricks and plastic surgery
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Ahhh, more parodies about plastic surgery, yes! Great job! 555
Gravity hits in THAT much? :D I liked it a lot! 5's
So many great lines to choose from. Heck, I liked it all! 555
I think this is your best one so far! Left me laughing so hard I was crying!
good, but not worth four 5's, so 5-4-4
Yup....the best yet. Allan Sherman is rolling over as we speak!
Heavy man, heavy.... ;-)
this is a beaut....5s
phenomenal
Uplifting. 5's
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