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Song Parodies -> "When A Cat Loves Her Kittens"

Original Song Title:

"When A Man Loves A Woman"

Original Performer:

Percy Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"When A Cat Loves Her Kittens"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

found myself singing this to a very heavily pregnant Minx as I pace the floors here..... (June 2005)
When a Cat Loves her Kittens
Can't keep her eyes on nothing else
They'll steal the world
And the good things she's found.
If they're bad she can't see it
They can do no wrong
Turn on their backs 'n' ends
When she puts them down

When a Cat Loves her Kittens
Spends her very dear time
Tryin' to stop them getting lost in weeds
She'd give up all her comforts
Sleep out in the rain
Cos sometimes with kittens thats the way it has to be

Well, this Cat loves her Kittens
She gave them everything she had
They kept sucking on to her precious love
Pussy's nipples are feeling bad!

When a Cat loses her Kittens
Down deep inside a hole
They can bring her such misery
When they play her for a fool
She's the first one to know
Pussy's eyes can always see

When a Cat loves her Kittens
They do plenty wrong
She can't keep up as they roll & unfurl
Yes When a Cat loves her Kittens
She knows exactly how it feels
"Cause kitties on the nips-they do twirl

When a Cat loves her Kittens.....
copyright 050605 Lucidlupin

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   2
 5   14

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Rick C - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you a 444, mainly because you used a lot of the lyrics from the original song.
Paul Robinson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Agree with Rick C, but I enjoyed it because I am a sucker for cats...and this is really cute. hmmm...Pace: 4, needs a bit more originality in parody lyrics, Funny: 4, same reason...surprise us a littlle more, Overall: 5, because, as I said, I am a sucker for cats and even more for kittens and I really did find it enjoyable.
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Fair comments thanks - I usually am "more original" with lyrics I think but this just rolled straight off as I sang it in a coupla minutes and as was the first parody inspiration Ive had this year felt I wanted to get it down.....
Billy Boyd - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice and cute song, here. 5's.
Paul Robinson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LucidLupin LeeBee - well, it's a good "return" effort...keep writing ~ ~ ~
Duane Barry - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, the title is hilarious in a really silly way, but I have to say some of the lyrics aren't the best...
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
As already said - some of my others are much better... acknowledged.

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