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Song Parodies -> "If A Man Becomes Woman"

Original Song Title:

"When A Man Loves A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Percy Sledge

Parody Song Title:

"If A Man Becomes Woman"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

If a man becomes woman
They take his tree and chop it down
Then split the stump
Add a good pair of mounds

Was he mad at his penis?
Was it one inch long?
Was he laughed at by his best friends
With his zipper down?

When a man becomes woman
He's confused for a time
Nothin' to hold on to when he pees

He'll throw out all his condoms
Sheepskins down the drain
Didn't like the way they were stamped "TINY"

BRIDGE

Well this man became woman
He gave up everything he had ( ouch )
Tryin' to stroke it
Was too much a chore
Maybe, tweezers chafed him bad

When a man becomes woman
Deep down in the hole
Will they put in some ovaries?

Will he give up all his tools?
Does he have monthly flow?
Does her 'guy' have batteries?

If you men become women
Please don't wear a thong
You won't ever look like other girls

Yes, you might pass for a sasquatch
Who's wearin' a pair of high heels
But baby, there's no maybe, I'll just hurl

Can a man love a sasquatch?.......
Repeat to fade

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Bob Gomez - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT parody. Although, with so many unanswered questions, it's like a Bush press conference. 555 d;:^)
MrMacphisto - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, and great comment... lol
alvin rhodes - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
quite the stirring ballad...5s
Rick C - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This is GREAT! 555
Red Ant - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Dee Range. I really hope though that the questions on ovaries and monthly flow you ask in this parody are purely for artistic license. 5s.
Dee Range - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks BOB. Coming from the author of the BEST parody of this song ever done is high praise. And thanks also to MR. Macphisto, alvin rhodes, and RICK. C. Red Ant....all research done on this subject was purely scientific in nature lol.
AFW - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This is like a funny Sir-vey....fives
Dee Range - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW...thanks hehehe
Meriadoc - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The '(ouch)' especially cracked me up!
Dee Range - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, thanks so much
Stuart McArthur - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
can a man love a sasquatch? centuries of philosophical thought, and we're still no closer to solving that simple conundrum - hilarious Dee, and I'm with you on the "please don't wear a thong" tip - 555
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu. I'm not sure about dating one, but I woke up once, very hungover, with one in my bed. If you've read my GRIZZLY IN THE MORNING, you know how that turned out.
Stuart McArthur - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
not only have I read it, Dee, I was the first commenter, no less - and even if I've never encountered your particular Grizzly, I've definitely encountered her ugly sister ;-)
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Stuart. I just sent you a message about a parody I need some help and advice on.
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
A scrotum full of laffs! 555
Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Put Lorena Bobbitt back in my mind for some reason =)
Johnny D - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Frikkin' brilliant, you DeeRanged Genius.
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, and JOHNNY, you're way too kind. Coming from you makes it special :-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
When I was a kid I liked the Mad Magazine voter polls, you hade to give em some info about yourself but the alternatives were: a) boy. b) girl. c) other. Of course "other" always dominated. Don't know why this made me think of that though...
um, interesting... - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
if i were a guy, i'd think this was totally funny, but i'm not, so this is just sick!
Dee Range - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
To 'um, interesting'.....they also do women to men operations, and would probably throw in a sense of humor for free. And in case you haven't read any of my other parodies....'sick' is what I am, and what I do:-). Plans for an operation, if that is what you want, can be made by logging on here; http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Trinidad+sex+change. Let me know how it turns out.
Stuart McArthur - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL about the free sense of humour Dee, but you know, then she's gotta read the instructions, then learn how the allen key works, then fold them back up so they fit back into the plastic bag - not gonna happen, mate...
Dee Range - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Stuart!!
Leo Jay - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Deeranged, indeed. Funny stuff.
Adagio - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny.
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(I-05) Still funny Dee.
Rich Kapalin - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Had to laugh when I saw the rhyming of ovaries and batteries! All 5's!
Arwen - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--pretty funny, Dee...as usual...=)
Mikey Squirrel - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very funny. Sort of similar (but reversed) to my 'She's A Guy' http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/talbachman2.shtml Tri-Fives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well written, funny work.
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ... still a sasquatchian delight!
Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
( I ) - yes, they DO look like high-heeled sasquatches, Dee - and in Texas, probably even more so, I bet (isn't everything bigger there?) - and nice to revisit our little conversation about "um, interesting" - LOL again
Scathe - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-I) Another work that complements your pen-name. I hope I'm living up to mine just as well.
Rick C - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Still GREAT! The wordplay off the OS is EXCELLENT!
Adam Eccleshall - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Eeeeexcellent
Ethan Mawyer - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC - Interesting...
martha - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
some very vivid figures of speech brought into play here...
Jeff Reuben - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ouch...just the thought...I like my trunk the way it is =)
MysteryGoat - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Beyond funny!
Jeb - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
WOW. This is very well crafted. Must've taken some time to be that thoroughly misogynistic and bigoted. Why do so many men still think belittling women and trans women (btw - they're also women) is so hilarious? Beats me. How about a parody of "Stand by Me" featuring the physically handicapped that degrades them for not being men enough to walk? Maybe they don't want to stand up because their penis is so small? OR maybe the mentally retarded because they don't even know what a penis IS! ah, the possiblities. LOL
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
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LadySasCakes - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
L'ANT Rouge, Sir just what is meant by 'does her Guy have batteries' ? ? ? and can a Man love a SasQuatch ? ? . . . have you been on the Brew, Sir ?

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