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Song Parodies -> "If A Man Becomes Woman"
Original Song Title:
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Percy Sledge
Parody Song Title:
"If A Man Becomes Woman"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
If a man becomes woman
They take his tree and chop it down
Then split the stump
Add a good pair of mounds
Was he mad at his penis?
Was it one inch long?
Was he laughed at by his best friends
With his zipper down?
When a man becomes woman
He's confused for a time
Nothin' to hold on to when he pees
He'll throw out all his condoms
Sheepskins down the drain
Didn't like the way they were stamped "TINY"
BRIDGE
Well this man became woman
He gave up everything he had ( ouch )
Tryin' to stroke it
Was too much a chore
Maybe, tweezers chafed him bad
When a man becomes woman
Deep down in the hole
Will they put in some ovaries?
Will he give up all his tools?
Does he have monthly flow?
Does her 'guy' have batteries?
If you men become women
Please don't wear a thong
You won't ever look like other girls
Yes, you might pass for a sasquatch
Who's wearin' a pair of high heels
But baby, there's no maybe, I'll just hurl
Can a man love a sasquatch?.......
Repeat to fade
They take his tree and chop it down
Then split the stump
Add a good pair of mounds
Was he mad at his penis?
Was it one inch long?
Was he laughed at by his best friends
With his zipper down?
When a man becomes woman
He's confused for a time
Nothin' to hold on to when he pees
He'll throw out all his condoms
Sheepskins down the drain
Didn't like the way they were stamped "TINY"
BRIDGE
Well this man became woman
He gave up everything he had ( ouch )
Tryin' to stroke it
Was too much a chore
Maybe, tweezers chafed him bad
When a man becomes woman
Deep down in the hole
Will they put in some ovaries?
Will he give up all his tools?
Does he have monthly flow?
Does her 'guy' have batteries?
If you men become women
Please don't wear a thong
You won't ever look like other girls
Yes, you might pass for a sasquatch
Who's wearin' a pair of high heels
But baby, there's no maybe, I'll just hurl
Can a man love a sasquatch?.......
Repeat to fade
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EXCELLENT parody. Although, with so many unanswered questions, it's like a Bush press conference. 555 d;:^)
Great parody, and great comment... lol
quite the stirring ballad...5s
This is GREAT! 555
LOL, Dee Range. I really hope though that the questions on ovaries and monthly flow you ask in this parody are purely for artistic license. 5s.
Thanks BOB. Coming from the author of the BEST parody of this song ever done is high praise. And thanks also to MR. Macphisto, alvin rhodes, and RICK. C. Red Ant....all research done on this subject was purely scientific in nature lol.
This is like a funny Sir-vey....fives
AFW...thanks hehehe
The '(ouch)' especially cracked me up!
Meriadoc, thanks so much
can a man love a sasquatch? centuries of philosophical thought, and we're still no closer to solving that simple conundrum - hilarious Dee, and I'm with you on the "please don't wear a thong" tip - 555
Thanks, Stu. I'm not sure about dating one, but I woke up once, very hungover, with one in my bed. If you've read my GRIZZLY IN THE MORNING, you know how that turned out.
not only have I read it, Dee, I was the first commenter, no less - and even if I've never encountered your particular Grizzly, I've definitely encountered her ugly sister ;-)
LOL Stuart. I just sent you a message about a parody I need some help and advice on.
A scrotum full of laffs! 555
Put Lorena Bobbitt back in my mind for some reason =)
Frikkin' brilliant, you DeeRanged Genius.
Thanks Jeff, and JOHNNY, you're way too kind. Coming from you makes it special :-)
When I was a kid I liked the Mad Magazine voter polls, you hade to give em some info about yourself but the alternatives were: a) boy. b) girl. c) other. Of course "other" always dominated. Don't know why this made me think of that though...
if i were a guy, i'd think this was totally funny, but i'm not, so this is just sick!
To 'um, interesting'.....they also do women to men operations, and would probably throw in a sense of humor for free. And in case you haven't read any of my other parodies....'sick' is what I am, and what I do:-). Plans for an operation, if that is what you want, can be made by logging on here; http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Trinidad+sex+change. Let me know how it turns out.
LOL about the free sense of humour Dee, but you know, then she's gotta read the instructions, then learn how the allen key works, then fold them back up so they fit back into the plastic bag - not gonna happen, mate...
LOL Stuart!!
(ABC) Deeranged, indeed. Funny stuff.
(ABC) Very funny.
(I-05) Still funny Dee.
(ABC) Had to laugh when I saw the rhyming of ovaries and batteries! All 5's!
ABC--pretty funny, Dee...as usual...=)
(ABC) Very funny. Sort of similar (but reversed) to my 'She's A Guy' http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/talbachman2.shtml Tri-Fives.
(ABC) Well written, funny work.
(ABC) See above ... still a sasquatchian delight!
( I ) - yes, they DO look like high-heeled sasquatches, Dee - and in Texas, probably even more so, I bet (isn't everything bigger there?) - and nice to revisit our little conversation about "um, interesting" - LOL again
(ABC-I) Another work that complements your pen-name. I hope I'm living up to mine just as well.
(ABC05) Still GREAT! The wordplay off the OS is EXCELLENT!
(ABC) Eeeeexcellent
ABC - Interesting...
some very vivid figures of speech brought into play here...
Ouch...just the thought...I like my trunk the way it is =)
(ABC) Beyond funny!
WOW. This is very well crafted. Must've taken some time to be that thoroughly misogynistic and bigoted. Why do so many men still think belittling women and trans women (btw - they're also women) is so hilarious? Beats me. How about a parody of "Stand by Me" featuring the physically handicapped that degrades them for not being men enough to walk? Maybe they don't want to stand up because their penis is so small? OR maybe the mentally retarded because they don't even know what a penis IS! ah, the possiblities. LOL
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L'ANT Rouge, Sir just what is meant by 'does her Guy have batteries' ? ? ? and can a Man love a SasQuatch ? ? . . . have you been on the Brew, Sir ?
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