When I think back on all the crap I said in high school
The embarrassment makes me feel small
And though my youthful indiscretion didn’t hurt me none
I can’t say the same is true for all

Justin Mohn, thought he was so amazing
But his own rage was blazing
Then called his dad a traitor, struck him dead
Folks didn’t like his music
Nor did his books sell much
So Justin, on YouTube, held up Father’s head

Justin was mad at girls ‘cause he was always single
And when his mom asked him to pay his rent
That’s when he wrote a nasty song about her
How could she diss a man so heavensent?

Justin Mohn, thought he was the Messiah
Forced to be a pariah
He called his dad a traitor, struck him dead
He blamed the Feds and Biden
Longed for a bloody war
So Justin, on YouTube, held up Father’s head

Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn today
Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn today
Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn today

Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn
Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn
Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn today

Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn
And leave your boy not fully grown
Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn today

Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn
Mamas, don’t raise a Justin Mohn today