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Song Parodies -> "Bean Dad"

Original Song Title:

"My Dad"

Original Performer:

Paul Petersen

Parody Song Title:

"Bean Dad"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This is an instant hot take from the whole #beandad Twitter story. It was trending for awhile, but this song has a special place of bad parenting that should be remembered.
He doesn’t think of the kid he raises; You only get agony
Yeah, he doesn’t think of the kid he raises; A parenting mys,-tery

Bean dad, now here is a tale+
To me all his fatherhood’s wrong; explanations long, bean dad
Bean dad, makes me understand, with a can o,-pener to stare;
Oh, he makes me glare, bean dad
My tummy’s call and he has the gall
With this tool I had tried
Six hours done, I’d say “this is dumb”
Just then I pick up my stride
Bean dad, oh, I hate him so
And I can persevere my way with that I can yay
Bean dad, now here is a tale
+ = The OS has Dad rhyme with Man. Not a direct rhyme, so I bent the rule for this. Could have also replaced tale with meme.

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2Eagle - January 05, 2021 - Report this comment
Paul Peterson from the Donna Reed show - who said he could sing?

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