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Song Parodies -> "When You Bit On My Shoulder"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Head On My Shoulder"

Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"When You Bit On My Shoulder"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Stay classy, Uruguay.
When you bit on my shoulder
It was painful, dear.
I'm Italian but
Show me
What's that on your gums?

See my scapular marks, dear.
Bite-wing x-rays will
Prove it.
Let's replay the clip:
Lose it,
Then deny and cry and flop.
(Then deny and cry and flop.)

Controlled the game
And then I met
Your chin--
Must have been fate
Or something you ate
'Cause then your canines sank in--

Felt you chomp on my shoulder.
It was Dracular,
And spectacular,
Hope you brushed and rinsed and flossed.
(Hope you brushed and rinsed and flossed.)

Now there's red on my shoulder,
Blisters and I fear
Hurts so awful, dear,
Where you bit on my
©Bob "I'm A Lover, Not A Biter" Gómez 2014

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Susanna Viljanen - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Soccer or sucker? You decide! 555 ml of crimson good!
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Yesterday's sports headline news, today's giggles! 555
Jonathan - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
well that had to bite! 5's
Bob Gomez - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
So, Suarez (a.k.a. "Luis the Incisor") has been suspended for nine games. That gives him enough time to get fitted for a muzzle. Till then he's on a short leash.
Phil Alexander - June 27, 2014 - Report this comment

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