When you bit on my shoulder
It was painful, dear.
Ouch-y.
I'm Italian but
Show me
What's that on your gums?

See my scapular marks, dear.
Bite-wing x-rays will
Prove it.
Let's replay the clip:
Lose it,
Then deny and cry and flop.
(Then deny and cry and flop.)

Uruguay
Controlled the game
And then I met
Your chin--
Must have been fate
Or something you ate
'Cause then your canines sank in--

Felt you chomp on my shoulder.
It was Dracular,
Scary,
And spectacular,
Stealthy.
Hope you brushed and rinsed and flossed.
(Hope you brushed and rinsed and flossed.)

Now there's red on my shoulder,
Blisters and I fear
Rabies;
Hurts so awful, dear,
Swelling,
Where you bit on my
Shoulder.