-> "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Corona"
Original Song Title:
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
Patricia Neway, Dorothy Dallas, Elizabeth Howell
Parody Song Title:
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Corona"
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Nurse 1: She carelessly approaches me, a mask she does not wear
Nurse 2: She gathers where the crowds amass and sneezes everywhere
Nurse 3: It isn't sanitary, but she doesn't seem to care./ She's going to spread the dreaded Coronavirus!
Nurse 1: She always mocks precautions...
Nurse 2: But the danger still is real!
Nurse 1: She visits older relatives...
Nurse 2: And joins them for a meal!
Nurse 3: I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel/ She's going to spread the dreaded Coronavirus!
Maria: I'd like to say a word on my behalf!
Nurse 1: Then say it, spreader of Corona!
Maria: Corona makes me laugh! [laughs]
All nurses: How do you solve a problem like Corona?
Dr. Fauci: How do you bend a curve and keep it down?
Pfizer and Moderna Reps: How do you find a shot that beats Corona?
All nurses: And what are we all to do until it's found?
Dr. Fauci: Many a thing you know you'd like to tell them/ Many a thing they ought to understand/ But how do you make them stay (Nurses & Pharmaceutical reps: at home] and listen to all you say/ And keep six feet apart and wash their hands?
All: Oh how do you solve a problem like Corona?
Nurse 3: Keep six feet apart and wash your hands!
[Nurse 1 and Moderna Rep disappear, infected by Covid, then reappear]
Nurse 2: It's far worse than common flus/ Much more harmful - read the news!
Maria: I'm contagious without knowing that I am!
Nurse 1: Unpredictable as weather, hoping soon I will get better/ But not knowing if I'm one of those who can!
Moderna Rep: When I have it I'm distressed, fever, cough and short of breath,
Nurse 1 & Moderna Rep: Our lungs are no longer working as they were!
Nurse 3: It's not gentle, it is wild/ Save yourself, protect your child!
Dr. Fauci: Quarantine, just stay at home and do not stir!
[Maria has a change of heart from seeing the people she's infected]
All: How do you solve a problem like Corona?/
How do you bend a curve and keep it down?/
How do you find a shot that beats Corona?/
And what are we all to do until it's found?
Many a thing we really should be doing,/
Maria: Many a thing I've come to understand!
All: We know that we ought to stay at home,/ And listen to what they say/ And keep six feet apart and wash our hands,/ Oh how do you solve a problem like Corona?
All nurses: Keep six feet apart and wash your hands!
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