Song Parodies -> "Gay People Are Crazy!"

Original Song Title:

"Look-Out Mr. Shady!"

Original Performer:

Patchwork Kids

Parody Song Title:

"Gay People Are Crazy!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is NOT against Gay people and alternative lifestyles, but the ridiculous petition submitted to Sesame Street to have Bert and Ernie have a Gay Marriage on TV! The Workshop has repeatedly stated that hand-puppets have NO SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!! Common sense really. Even on the show, they always had SEPARATE BEDS! They were room mates only. Having originated in 1969, I find it offensive that the Gay agenda now includes re-writing Sesame Street history. I grew-up with Bert & Ernie and they were always friends. To teach little kids alternative lifestyles is wrong. Human sexuality is usually part of HS education, preparing teens for adulthood and parenting. Little kids do not need to learn that material until they reach a more mature level. Next thing you know Big Bird is Gay b/c he is colorful and flamboyant. Maybe the Count who lives in a dungeon is into BDSM!!! Cookie Monster has a fetish with cookies! And so on...

Muppets Bert and Ernie
Controversy never ends
Yeah, they live together
But of course they are ”just friends”

So, they DO share a room
Basement, 1-2-3 Sesame Street
Friendship continues
Yet they have never met under bedsheets!

Gay people are crazy!
Since when do hand-puppets have sex?
Calling for Gay marriage?
It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense!

Bert is just so damn boring
He just collects soda bottle caps
Ernie loves rubber ducky
Neither one can take it up the a**!

Gay people are crazy!
Since when do hand-puppets have sex?
Calling for Gay marriage?
It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense!

Sesame Street Workshop taking offense!!!

[This parody brought to you by the letter “W” for WTF???]

The last line is an in-joke about Bert who is a member of the National Association of W Lovers!!!

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I'll tell u WTF! - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment

The majority of gay people have more pressing issues than Bert and Ernie. The ACTIVISTS of the world, be whatever group they represent, are pushing for a complete moral collapse of all societies. Absolutely anything goes. Forget children actually having a childhood. Screw innocence. Teach the little kiddies from pre-school on, all the visceral aspects of adulthood. Hopefully with graphic video!

Porfle Popnecker - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment

I agree the notion that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple is crazy. Everybody knows the only gay couple on Sesame Street are Oscar and Cookie Monster.

Wendy Christopher - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment

I agree completely - why do Bert and Ernie have to be ANYTHING, just because they happen to live together? What does that say about the gazillions of flatmates around the globe, of any gender combination? Jeez.... 555 for a spot-on parody!

Rob Arndt - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments. I grew-up with Bert & Ernie and I will always remember their antics. But there was always that picture on the wall of them as best friends forever long before BFF became an Internet/texting term. If they are Gay b/c they are roomies- then what does that make the Three Stooges- a Gay threesome??? C'mon folks, get real.

Andria - December 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Great job... I always thought Bert & Ernie were adopted brothers or fraternal twins who were also roommates, not a gay couple. I had to explain to my 6-year-old kid cousin recently that Bert and Ernie are brothers, not a gay couple, and she understood perfectly, since a friend of the family has adopted kids of different races/colors... 5s.

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