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Song Parodies -> "Love Lever In The Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Love Letters In The Sand"

Original Performer:

Pat Boone

Parody Song Title:

"Love Lever In The Sand"

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The Lyrics

On the beach, as we play
And then go all the way..
Grits my love lever in the sand

Painful grains can amass
Making Will an hourglass love lever in the sand

I holler, "Ow"
And sometimes, so do you
But somehow, that "Ow"
is worth what we do..

Hate those sharp gritty grains,
But, you soothe out the pains,
On my love lever in the sand..

I hate those gritty grains
But love surpasses pains
On my love lever in the sand

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
lol..title of the day
2Eagle - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I would love to see the look on goddy - two - shoes Pat Boone's face if he sees this.
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin...and 2Eagle..ah yes, good ol' Pat..
Meriadoc - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
On the beach eh? Hope no crabs catch your lever - ha ha
Peregrin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
And stay away from Bluebottles as well :) Good work.
TJC - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Funnnnny and more than a grain of Ruth in here!
AFW - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc, Pergrin, and TJC
Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Farce - This gives a whole new meaning to "pull the lever". What Alvin said - Title of the day. Sandtastic!
adagio - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
That was funny...yea...the look on Pat Boone's face at just the TITLE would be worth it! 5's

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