Song Parodies -> "Sittin' Atop the Bidet"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay"

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"Sittin' Atop the Bidet"

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The Lyrics

I'm sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes
Watchin' the shits drop in
The I watch them flush away again

Now, I'm sittin' atop the bidet
Washin' the remnants of a turd away
Sittin' atop the bidet wastin' time

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for Scott tissue way
I've got nothing to wipe with
Seems like none is gonna come my way

So I'll just sit atop the bidet
Washin' the remnants of a turd away
Sittin' atop the bidet wastin' time

Looks like nothin's gonna change
Everything still remains as lame
I can't do when ten people tell me to
So I guess I'll remain as lame

Sittin' here restin' my bone
Cause this bonyness won't leave me alone
ten thousand miles I've roamed
Just to take a dump at home

Now, I'm sittin' atop the bidet
Washin' the remnants of a turd away
Sittin' atop the bidet wastin' time (whistle)

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