Song Parodies -> "Sellin' My Pet Rock On Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"

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Original Performer:

"Sellin' My Pet Rock On Ebay"

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The Lyrics

Sitting by my "puter screen, I'll be sitting here until I scream
Watching the bids come in, for a bunch of stuff not worth owning
Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on Ebay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, making cash
I left my job last weekend, bought a lot of crap that really stunk
I put them up for auction, just to see what morons buy this junk so
I'm just gonna sell my pet rock on Ebay, seeing who's dumb enough to pay
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, laughing hard
Looks like people will never change, nostalgic crap that's really lame
I don't judge what these people want to cling to
So I guess I'll just profit from their pain
Sitting here selling my mitt, and my Star Trek mugs and some Elvis shit
Two hundred thousand hits I will get, just to sell this stupid rock as a pet
Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on Ebay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, getting rich

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MrMacphisto - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

This is an excellent counterpart to Weird Al's "Ebay" song.

Kat - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Okaaaaaay.................

2Eagle - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one! If I had saved all the junk I had since the day I was born I would be rich. By the way, if you want a pet rock they are yours for the taking at Hermosa Beach. I must have a hundred.

Meriadoc - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Very clever!

Rick C - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Well done! One of my favorite oldies...555

Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Beats eBay's own TV-commerical parodies.

Gino - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment

how do you listen to it???? is there somewhere i can listen to the song??

Albert - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Kracking good tune!

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