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Song Parodies -> "Carrot Top"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Top"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Osborne Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Carrot Top"

Parody Written by:

Wired Al

The Lyrics

Wish I never heard of Carrot Top,
he really gives me the chills.
Figured you was on stuff, Carrot Top,
just not muhhh-scle pills.

Once was a bean pole that talked non-stop,
not a single ounce of fat.
Skin freckled pink, orange hair in a mop,
sorta like a punk rock rat.

Carrot Top, oh can't you see,
Roid rage is scar-yyy!
My god, Carrot Top,
You're way beyond frea-kyyy!
You're way beyond frea-kyyy!

Once them bullies picked on Carrot Top,
guess he finally had his fill.
In-cred-i-ble Hulk playyy-ing with props,
became Ma Bell's shill.

Pray your hair don't fall out, Carrot Top,
else you won't be a star.
Why you get all juiced up, Carrot Top,
to hit some baseballs far?

Carrot Top, oh can't you see,
Roid rage is scar-yyy!
My god, Carrot Top,
You're way beyond frea-kyyy!
You're way beyond frea-kyyy!

A cross between Annie and Barney Fife,
I mean not now, but back then.
After the show, better run for yourrr life,
from over-buffed has-been.

Carrot Top, oh can't you see,
Roid rage is scar-yyy!
My god, Carrot Top,
You're way beyond frea-kyyy!
You're way beyond frea-kyyy!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic job!...great subject....fav. line: "Cross between Annie and Barney Fife"... Cosmic fives..
Gallagher - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
'bout time someone put him in his place.... bravo sir... and can I have my poncho back?
littleCupCakes - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, it's not easy being Orange!
Andria - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Great first parody, Wired Al, and although the "Carrot Top" who is the subject of this parody (the comedian) probably wouldn't appreciate this parody, this "carrot top" (a natural redhead and proud of it!) gives you 5s straight across. Keep up the good work!
Wired Al - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the kind comments. I thought Carrot Top was funny at one time, but now he just scares me! lol

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