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Song Parodies -> "A Bris is a Bris"

Original Song Title:

"Theme for Mr. Ed"

Original Performer:

Original TV Show Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"A Bris is a Bris"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Bris=Circumcision, required of Jewish males; Moil=someone who conducts ritual circumcisions; Shema=A prayer that's central to the Jewish religion. That's all you need to know. Me? I'm feeling a little hoarse. Of course.
A bris is a bris, don't be remiss
About many brisses I reminisce
But if you miss it isn't bliss
Get yourself a Moil

If you have a bris that goes amiss
You might inform someone you want to kiss
Don't want to have to think of this
Get yourself a Moil

Doctors snippety-snip the thing and foreskin goes away
But if your Moil is no M.D., well that is why we all pray

If you have a lad, do not dismiss
If you say "Shema," then I must insist
You think that you shouldn't have a bris?
Well listen to this:
"Get yourself a Moil!"
Parody by Mason "no shortcuts" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
painfully funny
John Barry - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You must remember this: a bris is still a bris/a mohel is still a mohel/the sunder-penile things apply as knife goes, "Bye!"/and when cover's removed/you hope cutter ain't stewed/Or got myopic eye/the sunder-penile things apply as knife goes, "Bye!"
2Eagle - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Mazel - ouch - tov!
Yoidy - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Ain't no bliss in a briss - but there's bliss in this! 555
AFW - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny write, here
Meriadoc - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
A cute little snippet!

Mason, we have a recording of one of our parodies "Peeled at a Bris" - you should go check it out! :-)
crazy8snake - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
%:::::::::::::::) X::::::% NOOOOO!!! get those snips away. 5's
Adagio - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute...ouch...song...one of the ads at the right is about 'restoration'. What next? 5's
MasonR - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin! John, you should submit that one. I give it 5's. Thanks 2Eagle, Yoidy, Meriadoc (what's the URL for Peeled at a Bris?), crazy8snake and Adagio. LOL, I hadn't noticed before but the Google ads on the right are funny!
Meriadoc - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Mason, you can get to it from here:

http :// www. soundclick. com/ bands/ pageartist. cfm?bandID= 200187

Just remove the blank spaces.

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