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Song Parodies -> "Sheen!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Oliver! (Musical)

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Although another rip on Charlie Sheen seems like an easy shot, this one was harder than expected...not because of the original tune, but due to the abominable poetry of Rod McKuen! ;D

Sheen, Sheen! What have you said?
Are you out of your head?
We are tired of your shocks
And your "seven-gram rocks".
Just stop with the bullsh*t, Sheen.

Sheen, Sheen! "An F-Eighteen, bro"?
" speed. I have one gear: GO."
For what is this crud
That you call "tiger blood"?
Just go away, loony Sheen.

'Though you say you're "bi-winning", you're leaving scars.
You're not some "total bitchin' rock star from Mars".
'Though you think that you're gnarly, you're no Chris Farley.

Oh Sheen, Sheen! Full of yourself,
Now your show's on the shelf.
There are folks out of work 'cause you act like a jerk.
Just shut up your face, bl**dy Sheen!

(Sheen, Sheen!) Sheen, you're King of The Tools!
You say that "Dying is for fools."
You've now hit the skids, and they've taken your kids.
How low can you go, dummy Sheen?

La Dee Dah, La Dee Dah, What a jackass!

One thing that's been good about all these Charlie Sheen parodies: John Boehner is finally getting a rest here. ;D

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Another brilliant stab at Charlie Sheen, I loved the fact that you worked some of his best quotes in here especially "b*tchin' Rock Star From Mars"
AFW - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Right on! Charlie is everywhere, these days and nights...Sheen does not shun publicity
WarrenB - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment
We've just let loose
It's a parody deuce

A familiar sad story, OMR ;-)
squire malloy - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Great song selection and right on target. I was one of the many fans I think he lost w/ the rantings etc.
Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Charlie Sheen is the original target-rich environment. ;D

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