Good morning Martha
The gals say hello
Welcome to Camp Cupcake
It's sweet here, you know
Good morning Martha
We'll help you along
And in return please show us how
To knit and entertain a throng

We don't have no men here
We don't have no beer here
La la la lo lo
Can you make some jello?
We don't have no fellows
Le le lo lo
Simple clothes we're wearing
Nothing we are baring
Early morning roll call

Good morning Martha
Hey, could we make pies?
Let's all have a food fight
Meringue in our eyes
Good morning Martha
If guards play along
We all will have a pudding face
And maybe we can sing a song

They don't give us scissors
Look out for the lizards, la la la lo lo
Can you make some cider
Look out for the spiders, le le lo lo
Cooking pots we have none
But we still can have fun
Early morning roll call

Can you hear me?
Talk through the bars
Drummin the bars
Tappin the bars
We're glad you came
Brought us some fame
We're glad you came
Squeaky Fromme was here too
This ole town is a zoo
Press, press, press, press press and media
Press press press press press and media

So we'll sing, sing a song
Sing a song
Your time with us won't be very long
Sing..