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Song Parodies -> "Jan"

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Tom Hamill

The Lyrics

The theme song from the film "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie."
Jan, Jan, ocotillo is red
And the earth is still tan
And the beaners who go under the radar still flow…
Come out to the wash-bed, Jan

Jan, Jan, you’re more dead than alive
And your speech is less than planned
And mind you your case – a Pharaonic face --
Makeover with Tyrah, haggie Jan

Till all the tacos taste cooked by Himmler himself
Till the boxcars and showers are ready for Sheriff Joe to deploy
When the sun roasts my noggin, I’ll still be waitin’

Jan, Jan, ocotillo is brown
But the earth is still tan
And like lava you spit --
“How God made Phoenix a pit”
Come out to the wash-bed, Jan

Jan, Jan, wetbacks are brown
And your brain is full of sand
Shake it for me, 16 seconds of memory
Go back to your cave, haggie Jan

Tra-la-la, bla-bla-bla, etc.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I never heard of Sheriff Joe supplying showers. The ACLU must have gotten too him.
John Barry - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome to the site, Tom. A worthy target you have chosen.

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