-> "Absolutey (Story of a Clown)"
Original Song Title:
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Absolutey (Story of a Clown)"
The Lyrics
This is...the story of a clown.
Who you'd never see wearing a frown.
And while he looks so fun with makeup on,
I absolutely fear him...
Cause he kills.
How many people have died?
A victim was found with a knife in his side.
And people used to think I lied.
I warned them before, but no one really cared.
As long as we stand here waiting.
Shivering from our heads to our knees.
How many people have cried.
With the clown chasing you, ignoring your pleas.
Your feet never ran this fast in one day.
And your screams never sounded quite the same way.
And he never seems to let anybody pray.
Chorus
How many people will fight?
From early each morning to late every night.
Children are living in fright.
We have to end all this madness tonight.
As long as we keep on searching.
Using the dog that can jog pretty fast.
And with the help of the town.
His murderous rampage surely won't last.
Your feet never ran this fast in one day.
And your screams never sounded quite the same way.
And he never seems to let anybody pray.
Chorus (x2)
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Pacing: | 4.3 | |
How Funny: | 4.4 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.4 | |
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Total Votes: | 99 |
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