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Song Parodies -> "Trade Them Next!"
Original Song Title:
"Meet The Mets!"
Original Performer:
New York Mets
Parody Song Title:
"Trade Them Next!"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Read this from a blog where Jon Lewin ranted about Wilpon's plan to trade the Mets' only good players. Too bad I don't believe in reincarnation, GS might be able to help the Mets but being what they are...
Trade the Mets,
Trade the Mets,
Step right up and watch the mess!
Drop the bats,
Throw your hats;
Guaranteed to see the crime of your life
Because the Mets are really stinkin' it up; Wilpon want them out of the town!
East side,
West side,
Everybody'd coming down
to mourn the Mets of New York Town!
Oh, the Wilpons and the crazies and the nutjobs in the seats,
Where will they do? To gut the Mets!
Oh, they're hollerin' and yellin' and they're jumpin' off their seats,
where did they go? To trade the Mets!
All the fans are through with orange and blue,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a mascot,
The mismanage of a New York team!
Give'em a "no!"!
They're in a hole!
And let him know your leaving them from the stand!
Trade the Mets,
Step right up and watch the mess!
Drop the bats,
Throw your hats;
Guaranteed to see the crime of your life
Because the Mets are really stinkin' it up; Wilpon want them out of the town!
East side,
West side,
Everybody'd coming down
to mourn the Mets of New York Town!
Oh, the Wilpons and the crazies and the nutjobs in the seats,
Where will they do? To gut the Mets!
Oh, they're hollerin' and yellin' and they're jumpin' off their seats,
where did they go? To trade the Mets!
All the fans are through with orange and blue,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a mascot,
The mismanage of a New York team!
Give'em a "no!"!
They're in a hole!
And let him know your leaving them from the stand!
Mismanagement at one of it's finest, they need a more competent owner.
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Why dont you be a baseball player Max P?
THIS JUST IN: Shake Shack is now serving "Black OR White Shakes." Not both. Citi Field has been renamed Boro Field. The 7 train has been renamed the 6 1/2. Pretty soon, the Mets will be like the Cleveland Indians in "Major League." (Signing cut-rate players, running out of towels, flying in a DC-4.) Without, you know, winning 33 out of 42 to close the season. Maybe they should have gotten Dennis Haysbert to step away from the Allstate ads to play Pedro Cerrano one more time: "Bernie, is very bad to steal Fred's money. Is very bad." Instead, the Mets have become that other guy from the Allstate commercials: Mr. Mayhem.
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