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Song Parodies -> "Beat The Nets"

Original Song Title:

"Meet The Mets"

Original Performer:

New York Mets

Parody Song Title:

"Beat The Nets"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

At least they're no longer the worst since the old 76ers team gets to keep the record all to themselves.
Meet the Nets,
Greet the Nets,
Step right up and beat the Nets!
Bring your buddies,
Bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
Because the Nets are really stinkin' it up; Even with new owners on the helm
Must hide,
Everybody's running out
to avoid the New Jersey Nets with Jersey frowns!

Oh, the Sixers and the Rockets and the Clippers on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT THE NETS!
Oh, they're dunkin' and shootin' and they're scorin' from the lines,
where did they go? To BEAT THE NETS!
All the fans are through with crappy managements,
so hurry up and come on out -
'cause you've got yourselves a joke club,
The Nets are Jersey clowns!
Give 'em a boo!
Give 'em a foul!
And let 'em know that you want Ratner out!
Nothing by net!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 9

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The pacing works best, but the fun factor and overall are average. I'm hoping for the return of "New York Nets" as soon as they move to Brooklyn.
Phil N - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool parody! It's a slam dunk!
? - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Oops nearly missed this one! At least its not about trolls lol. (Cat)
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, the Nets will never stink up the Meadowlands Arena (under any name) again, and vice versa. That's the good news. The bad news is, moving to the Prudential Center puts them 10 miles closer to me. Close enough to smell them. (Wait for it. Wait for it.) And boy do they smell!

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