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Song Parodies -> "Westboro Baptist Church"
Original Song Title:
"Winchester Cathedral"
Original Performer:
New Vaudeville Band
Parody Song Title:
"Westboro Baptist Church"
Parody Written by:
FFPHandF
The Lyrics
Westboro Baptist Church
Full of inbred clowns
Fred Phelps and his family
Of retard renown
They praised Boston bombing
Cuz Fred is a guy
Who is a know nothing
Why won’t this creep die?!
Most everyone knows that this loon and his minions smell
They just will not go, so each day
They keep on drinking from their poisoned well
Westboro Baptist Church
Full of deranged clowns
Fred Phelps and his family
Should be hunted down
Most everyone knows that this loon and all his kin smell
They just will not go, but one day
It’s not gays but they who will burn in hell
Westboro Baptist Church
Full of brain dead clowns
If only they’d been hit
By bombs in Beantown
Full of inbred clowns
Fred Phelps and his family
Of retard renown
They praised Boston bombing
Cuz Fred is a guy
Who is a know nothing
Why won’t this creep die?!
Most everyone knows that this loon and his minions smell
They just will not go, so each day
They keep on drinking from their poisoned well
Westboro Baptist Church
Full of deranged clowns
Fred Phelps and his family
Should be hunted down
Most everyone knows that this loon and all his kin smell
They just will not go, but one day
It’s not gays but they who will burn in hell
Westboro Baptist Church
Full of brain dead clowns
If only they’d been hit
By bombs in Beantown
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A very appropriate use of that song. Not sure many people remember it, though
Fred Phelps gives an all new meaning for the word "crackpot". Fives.
I was in Topeka, Kansas over the weekend and saw the new "rainbow" house just across the street from the Westboro compound. When I met Phelps years ago, he seemed to be just your average right-wing crackpot, no worse than any other. Most of my friends would be considered right-wing crackpots by the current administration. I do remember "Winchester Cathedral". My mom liked that song. I thought it might be some place where people went to worship guns. If you want to see the rainbow house, go to Google images and look for 3700 S.W. 12th Street, Topeka, Kansas. Westboro is 3701. Still trying to figure out why Phelps flies that "gay" looking flag above the (upside down) US flag.
Pure Genius! 5's all around from this proud Bostonian. #BostonStrong
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