Song Parodies -> "Beanstalk Falls Are Hard On You"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up Is Hard To DO"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Beanstalk Falls Are Hard On You"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Annie has been doing a fun thing doing song parodies of fairy tales. So. in support of that here's one about Jack and The Beanstalk

Do be do be
Down dooby do down down
Behemoth coming down
Dooby do, down down
Goliath on the ground
Dooby do, down down
Yes beanstalk falls are hard on you

Dont take my harp away from me
Dont you leave my wife in poverty
If you chop, I'm black and blue
Cause beanstalk falls are hard on you

Remember when .. I caused you dread
I'd grind your bones to make my bread
Think of how my wife lied for you
Cause chopping stalks is hard to do

They say that falling off of stalks
Is hard on you
Oh Im sure, Im sure that its true
Dont keep swinging that axe
Instead of getting trolled
I wish that I was counting gold again

I beg of you, just let me climb
I'll do the "Fee Fi Fo" some other time
C'mon Human, lets start anew
Cause beanstalk falls are hard on you

They say that falling down the stalk
Is hard on you
Oh I know, I know that its true
Dont you chop to the end
Instead of chasing you I vow
I'll never say "Fo Fum" again

I beg of you, dont make me carp
Just give me back my golden harp
Cmon Jack, its the thing to do
Cause beanstalk falls are hard on you

Behemoth coming down
Dooby do down down
Goliath's on the ground,
Dooby do down down
Colossus coming down
Dooby do down down ...

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