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Song Parodies -> "Calendar Babe"
Original Song Title:
"Calendar Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Sedaka
Parody Song Title:
"Calendar Babe"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
A supercentenarian (sometimes hyphenated as super-centenarian) is someone who has lived to or passed their 110th birthday.
I love my supercentenarian Babe!
Geezer Calendar Babe!
(January)
I love you, Jan, you're wearing not very much!
(February)
Your crotch is covered with a crocheted clutch!
(March)
Let's march your walker to the corner store!
(April)
Then watch the Golden Girls on Channel 4!
Yeah, yeah, my wall's getting raves!
I love my sexy supercentenarian Babe
Every day
(Every day)
Every day
(Every day)
Of the year!
(Every day of the year)
(May)
They may have to stick us both in a home!
(June)
We lost our car, the keys and Jitterbug phones!
(July)
Attending fun'rals for our high school friends!
(August)
Hey, what's that nasty smell? Well, that Depends!
Yeah, yeah, my wall's getting raves!
I love my sexy supercentenarian Babe
Every day,
(Every day)
Every day
(Every day)
Of the year!
(Every day of the year)
(September)
I can't remember what this song's about!
(October)
This candy's ten years old, let's hand it out!
(November)
Let's turn the heater up to ninety degrees!
(December)
And burn the turkey and the Christmas tree!
Yeah, yeah,
The walls are in flames!
I love you, Babe, if I could just remember your name
For one day,
(For one day)
For one day
(For one day)
Of the year!
(For one day of the year)
Geezer Calendar Babe!
(January)
I love you, Jan, you're wearing not very much!
(February)
Your crotch is covered with a crocheted clutch!
(March)
Let's march your walker to the corner store!
(April)
Then watch the Golden Girls on Channel 4!
Yeah, yeah, my wall's getting raves!
I love my sexy supercentenarian Babe
Every day
(Every day)
Every day
(Every day)
Of the year!
(Every day of the year)
(May)
They may have to stick us both in a home!
(June)
We lost our car, the keys and Jitterbug phones!
(July)
Attending fun'rals for our high school friends!
(August)
Hey, what's that nasty smell? Well, that Depends!
Yeah, yeah, my wall's getting raves!
I love my sexy supercentenarian Babe
Every day,
(Every day)
Every day
(Every day)
Of the year!
(Every day of the year)
(September)
I can't remember what this song's about!
(October)
This candy's ten years old, let's hand it out!
(November)
Let's turn the heater up to ninety degrees!
(December)
And burn the turkey and the Christmas tree!
Yeah, yeah,
The walls are in flames!
I love you, Babe, if I could just remember your name
For one day,
(For one day)
For one day
(For one day)
Of the year!
(For one day of the year)
©Bob "When I Get Older, Losing My" Gomez 2018
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