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Song Parodies -> "Shaking Cops Is Hard To Do"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Shaking Cops Is Hard To Do"

Parody Written by:

Leough

The Lyrics

OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQD3At3E7TA
Doo doo doo bow, do be cool, bow down
Cops are all around, do be cool, bow down
Cops'll haul ya down to be cooped downtown
Shaking cops is hard to do


Don't try to run when sirens scream
End result will not be victory
Can't elude the men in blue
'Cause shaking cops is hard to do

Remember when you ran that light
And they chased you all through the night
Then you stalled, and you were screwed
'Cause shaking cops is hard to do

They say that shaking cops is hard to do
Now you know, they're questioning you
Court case that you can't defend
Instead of shaking cops, you'll find that you'll be aching, locked in pen

Those men in blue know how to drive
You might hit a bump and not survive
The fog's hazy, obscures your view
And shaking cops is hard to do

They say that shaking cops is hard to do
'Cause they've got an overhead view
They've got a roadblock ahead
They could be setting up some spikes designed for grating up your treads

Just get a clue, you'll slip and slide
Shouldn't try to run or try to hide
The odds crazy, you know it's true
'Cause shaking cops is hard to do


Down to be cooped downtown
Cops are all around, you'll be cooped downtown
Hot to haul ya down, you'll be cooped downtown
Cops have got ya down, you'll be cooped downtown

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Cop Victim - March 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Cops and crooks are both sides of the same coin. Cops are the shakedown men for collecting the fines which fill city coffers, who eat free donuts, run the protection racket, and return every night to their big-hair wives and junkie kids far from the nabes they terrorize. 5s.
Jonathan - March 19, 2014 - Report this comment
some people say that Cop parodies aren't funny and to give them arrest I say what do they know? 5's
Leough - March 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks!
Patrick - March 20, 2014 - Report this comment
I've been attending a police academy for civilians. Some very impressive equipment available. They run towards what the rest of us run away from.
Leough - March 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick! When you get done with that academy, do you get to be a deputy or a posse member? Or is it just an informative thing? Right after I submitted this parody, I heard on the radio news about some local guy who tried to outrun the police and ended up crashing his car--kind of an eerie coincidence.
Patrick - March 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Just an informal way of acquainting the locals with police procedure. A woman in KCK was killed recently when her car was hit by someone fleeing from the cops.

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