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Song Parodies -> "The Watto-Hug"

Original Song Title:

"The Waterbug"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"The Watto-Hug"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

If you are his slave
It's time to rant and rave
If you took a vow
C'mon and break it now

Well, take a tip from Anni when he needs a break
Pat him on the fanny for your mama's sake

And follow through
Just do
The Watto-Hug

If you are a knight
Better do it right
If you are a Sith
Don't try and take the fifth

Yeah, show Jabba's minions what is on your mind
Holler your opinions till they're stricken blind

And get to work
Don't shirk
And Watto-Hug

Well, see the dug swaggerin' around
That Sebulba's uptight
But the Watto-Hug's gonna pull the rug
From under everyone in sight

[guitar solo]


Now, see the big Gungan on the ground
Jar Jar isn't too bright
But the Watto-Hug's gonna really bug
Whoever doesn't faint outright

If your pod is old
Go on and wager gold
If your pod is new
Throw in some credits, too

Well, make everybody do a doubletake
Show 'em something nutty till their neckbones ache

And no wheezin'
Start squeezin'
And Watto-Hug

Hey, arms wrappin'
Just strap in
And Watto-Hug

Oh yeah, woo

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
We should totally do a Star Wars project once this Superhero project is done! Perhaps to Pink Floyd's "The Wall" or something with a lot of songs to parody again.
Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
That sounds like a fun idea!
Rob Arndt - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Your silly mind tricks won't work on me Porfle... here's 555 Republic Credits!!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Your comment...will do fine.

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