Song Parodies -> "Now My Daughter Is A Teen"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen"

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Original Performer:

"Now My Daughter Is A Teen"

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The Lyrics

Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Now my daughter is a teen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Now my daughter is a teen

She's steaming mad. She slams her door.
She screams she's not a baby anymore
What happened to the prettiest girl I've ever seen?
Now my daughter is a teen

Zit cream is smeared on her skin fair
The boys are after her--we won't go there.
Her hormones raging and she is shouting words obscene
That's my daughter--she's a teen

When she was only six she loved her mother
Then when she was ten we still enjoyed each other
When she was thirteen she was moody all the time
But since she's grown up she's really screwed up
I'm in for a real rough time, so

One moment smiles, and then she cries
A monster she's become before my very eyes
What happened to the prettiest girl I've ever seen?
Sorry, daddy. She's a teen.

Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
FADE: Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen

Parody by Mason "hormone-free" Resnick

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alvin rhodes - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

amen...5s

John Barry - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Can't truly identify; I only had to deal with the male adolescent, but sounds like you've nailed it.

Peregrin - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

I *can* identify John, Mason R has it spot on ! 5's ! Very enjoyable

PMS - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

I agree with John. And may no one nail your daughter the way you nailed this song ;)

TJC - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Trueisms abound in this one... fvery unny and reeks of authenticity!

QC79 - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Great job--a real teen scream!

MasonR - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin, John, Peregrin, PMS (I think!), TJC, QC79! My daughter is actually 11 but thinks she's a teen and I must, er, thank her for helping me write this parody! (Woe is me.)

Mimi S - February 08, 2016 - Report this comment

Fantastic...no children, but as a teacher, I can relate. Congratulations on your creativity!!

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