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Song Parodies -> "Internet Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Calendar Girl"

Original Performer:

Neil Sadaka

Parody Song Title:

"Internet Porn"

Parody Written by:

PMS

The Lyrics

I love I love I love my Internet porn
Hard core Internet porn
I love I love I love my Internet porn
I'm online night and day!

I watch co-eds in a locker room
On a webcam with interactive zoom
Watchting footageof them in the showers
Glues me to my monitor for hours.
From my PC I hate to be torn;
Hoo-boy I love I love I love my Internet porn
I'm online all the time night and day.

I like websites that have S&M
With some bondage. thrown in now and then
Dominatix-es with long black whips
Shiny leather boots up to their hips
Give me a reason to rise in the morn
Oh how oh how oh how I lovemy Internet porn
I'm online all the time night and day.

See what goes on in your local morgue
Up at necrophiliacs.org
Splash around at goldenshower.com
See who Annie Sprinkle tinkles on.
Feed your fetishes without fear of scorn
Come on come on come on download some Internet porn.
It's online anytime night or day!

Humpback midget women amputees
Get their freak on with a chimpanzee.
See a Tiajuana donkey show,
Whatever sets your inner freak aglow.
God bless the day it's founder was born.
Without the Internet, there'd be no Internet porn.
Go online anytime night and day!

I love I love I love my Internet porn
Sweet sweet Internet porn....

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 11

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Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Imagining Neil Sedaka (correct spelling), rock and roll's biggest nerd in the post-Buddy Holly years, tapping away at a computer and singing this, made it a five all the way.
Lucidlupin LeeBee - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
......well IF I remember correctly the B-side was 'I Go Ape' ;-) 5's
Rick C - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What Michael said...5s
Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
what Michael said, exactly (oh and I just realised, what Rick C said also) - this was very funny PMS - loved the upbeatness set to this subject matter - 555
PMS - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
LLB (love that name, just rollllllls off the tongue) Neil Sedaka sang a song called "I Go Ape"?????
your worst nightmare's worst nightmare - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i wish i could watch my internet porn... well ill jsut wiat 8 more years(echoes)
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, I thought OS name was a pun on "Sade", (marquis de), as in Sadism = Sad-aka. 555 whether intended or not., even though you missed a few genres lol :)
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, I thought OS name was a pun on a certain Marquis, as in S**ism = Sad-aka. 555 whether intended or not., even though you missed a few genres lol :)

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