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Song Parodies -> "I'm Going To Drink Tea Today Ahh-ahh"
Original Song Title:
"They're Coming to Take Me Away"
Original Performer:
Napoleon XIV
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Going To Drink Tea Today Ahh-ahh"
Parody Written by:
Mad Hatter
The Lyrics
Remember when you ran astray
And I got Cheddar cheese
Then begged you not to leave
Because I'd go thirsterk
Swell, you left me anyhow
And then my days got hearse and hearse
And now to see if Von's
Has any pots of your kind
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I'm going to drink tea today hee hee ahh ahh
Ooh a runny charm
My lives now beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to flee rose nice long grin
And heir queen right boasts
And I'm going to drink tea today ahh ahh
You thought it was a joke
And ho you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That loosing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
And it was so I'd utterly mad
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I'm going to drink tea today hee hee ahh ahh
I've a happy home with teas and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I cooked you food
I cleaned you out
And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds?
Huh? Well you just wait
They'll find you jet
And when they do they'll put you in
The G.A.R.B.A you drainy slut
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I'm going to drink tea today hee hee ahh ahh
Ooh a runny charm my life now beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to flee rose nice long grin
And heir queen right boasts
And they're coming to take me away ha haaaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And casket weavers who sit and smile then stand on their heads and nose
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to flee rose nice long grin and heir queen right boasts
And I got Cheddar cheese
Then begged you not to leave
Because I'd go thirsterk
Swell, you left me anyhow
And then my days got hearse and hearse
And now to see if Von's
Has any pots of your kind
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I'm going to drink tea today hee hee ahh ahh
Ooh a runny charm
My lives now beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to flee rose nice long grin
And heir queen right boasts
And I'm going to drink tea today ahh ahh
You thought it was a joke
And ho you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That loosing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
And it was so I'd utterly mad
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I'm going to drink tea today hee hee ahh ahh
I've a happy home with teas and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I cooked you food
I cleaned you out
And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds?
Huh? Well you just wait
They'll find you jet
And when they do they'll put you in
The G.A.R.B.A you drainy slut
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
I'm going to drink tea today hee hee ahh ahh
Ooh a runny charm my life now beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to flee rose nice long grin
And heir queen right boasts
And they're coming to take me away ha haaaa!
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And casket weavers who sit and smile then stand on their heads and nose
And,I'm going to drink tea today ahh-ahh
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to flee rose nice long grin and heir queen right boasts
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People on this site might know what it feels like to have their teapot run away
Indeed, Mad Hatter, there is many a tempest in these teapots here. Now I love a good surrealistic, make-it-rhyme-with-something else parody (which I have done numerous times), but you left too much of the OS (Original Song) in place.
I probably needed a little more tea before submitting this. Maybe I ought to write it about something else while drinking
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