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Song Parodies -> "They’re Coming To Take Them Away"

Original Song Title:

"They're Coming To Take Me Away"

Original Performer:

Napoleon Xiv

Parody Song Title:

"They’re Coming To Take Them Away"

Parody Written by:

A.E. Jones

The Lyrics

remember way back in the day
before the government would tell you
that the second amendment don’t work?

well

they’re telling us that now and
now they have become just a curse
and even worse they’ve gone completely
out of their mind

damn!

they’re coming to take them away
our guns.
they’re coming to them away
just wait and you will see
they will do us harm
and then we will be victims of crime
then one day soon you will see
those well-armed men
in the black choppers
who are coming to take them away
our guns

you think it’s just a joke?
no laughs when they attack
and then what are you gonna do?
they’re set to pull the switch

fight!

when they attack
you must fight back
country’s on the wrong track
gone too far left
gun restrictions are nutty and sad

damn!!

they’re coming to take them away
our guns
they’re coming to take them away
just wait and you will see
they’ll invade our homes, got too much power
after their work where will that leave us?
not even rifles
everything’s planned to go
’cause they’re coming to take them away
better listen to me

we’re cooked for good
when the white house
starts out on the second attack
the government’s a monster all must feed

yikes!

this is your fate
they’ll get you yet
and when they do they’ll put you in
a concentration camp and say you’re nuts

nuts!

they’re coming to take them away
our guns
they’re coming to them away
it’s coming you will see
they aim to disarm
us; it is they that commit the crime
then one day soon you will see
those well-armed men
in the black choppers
who are coming to take them away
our guns

they’re coming to take them away
our guns
they’re coming to take them away
they’re after you and me
they’ll invade our homes, take our firepower
after their work where will that leave us?
this is no trifle
everything’s planned to go
’cause they’re coming to take them away
and we will not be free

(fade on incoming helicopters)

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Patriot - November 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Written by a caricature of a hysterical righty wing-nut. 1s all the way to the horizon, from where the black helicopters are emerging. Folks, you just saw the red-state, red-meat insanity firsthand.
Randy Hearn - November 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Very good! Too bad the above comment was by a Left Wing Loon! They invade my parodies too!
Jonathan - November 15, 2013 - Report this comment
^ yes Randy I'm not specifically for the right or left but rather for what's right (hmm...) anyway it seems to me that the left are the intolerant ones but they go around saying that would be the right-wingers! that said good parody A.E. keep up the good work! 5's
Patrick - November 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Without the NRA the left would have to face the real source of our crime problem: failed liberal social policies. Without Obama, the NRA would have no villain to entice contributions from its members. Both sides need each other. There are far too many guns in this country for anyone to take them away.
Right Wing Nut Case - November 17, 2013 - Report this comment
In the month of October, 106,000 people made some effort to enroll in an Obamacare exchange plan, and only 27,000 signed up on Healthcare.gov. In the meantime, the 1.68 MILLION background checks were performed b the FBI. This means that 62 times as many Americans purchased a gun in November as purcashed a policy from the Obamacare website. So I can well understand why anyone who would write a song about guns must be an extremist -- after all, isn't 1.6 million a laughably puny number compared to 104 thousand?

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