-> "The Chihuahua"
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I procreate on wintry nights
and tolerate the insect bites
that you invented
and when I'm stuck in traffic jams
I pray to you, but never have
And furthermore I don't have bones
to pick regarding volcanoes
so why'd you have to conjure up
that highly-strung microbe called a
I can see it in their eyes that they despise all things more sizey than
In animal psychiatry they'd readily surmise that they
I've always said "Preposterous!"
when fools say we've evolved from grubs
as Darwin has claimed
(I only write "preposterous"
because it might get compliments
from Arwen again)
I always frown when people say
you should come down on Jews and gays
yet still you won't do nothing 'bout
those seemingly turned-inside-out
they somehow don't have facial hair - no wonder they look like they wear
apart from testing nooses, there just aint no better use for the
(so stop them reproducing please - because there aint no use for the chihuahua)
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