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Song Parodies -> "This Suit Was Made For Birthdays"
Original Song Title:
"These Boots Are Made for Walkin’"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"This Suit Was Made For Birthdays"
Parody Written by:
Chris Caillouet
The Lyrics
I’ve always held the birthday up as the most sacred of occasions, and I find that proper attire helps set a festive mood.
You keep sayin’ somethin’s missin’ from me
Somethin’ you call “clothes,” “garb” or “dress”
I ain’t dressin’ just cuz somebody is blushin’
On my special day, allow me this excess
This suit was made for birthdays
And I’m the birthday dude
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see me in the nude
Yeah, you’re denyin’ what you know to be truthful
And you keep stealin’ peeks whenever you can
You keep sayin’ you think I am not so youthful
But I’m tight and white and quite the hairy man
This suit was made for birthdays
And I’m the birthday dude
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see me in the nude
Don’t be stayin’ if you find it dismayin’
But stop resistin’ if you’re startin’ to yearn
I wouldn’t mind if it is not your birthday
Put on your suit, step up and take a turn
These suits were made for birthdays
And we’re the birthday guys
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see our hairy thighs
Are you ready, dude?
Start streakin’!
Somethin’ you call “clothes,” “garb” or “dress”
I ain’t dressin’ just cuz somebody is blushin’
On my special day, allow me this excess
This suit was made for birthdays
And I’m the birthday dude
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see me in the nude
Yeah, you’re denyin’ what you know to be truthful
And you keep stealin’ peeks whenever you can
You keep sayin’ you think I am not so youthful
But I’m tight and white and quite the hairy man
This suit was made for birthdays
And I’m the birthday dude
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see me in the nude
Don’t be stayin’ if you find it dismayin’
But stop resistin’ if you’re startin’ to yearn
I wouldn’t mind if it is not your birthday
Put on your suit, step up and take a turn
These suits were made for birthdays
And we’re the birthday guys
You’d better shut your eyes
Or you might see our hairy thighs
Are you ready, dude?
Start streakin’!
Copyright © 2015 by Chris Caillouet. All rights reserved.
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The naked truth: I like it, though I would have made line 2 "Something you call duds, togs or dress."
somewhat appropriately a picture of Ms. Sinatra half-naked in a bikini is seen on the right side of the screen! :D 5's
Lee Hazlewood: Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!
Jonathan: Only half-naked? Drat! Thanks for your comment.
Jonathan: Only half-naked? Drat! Thanks for your comment.
Happy Birthday. If your suit is wrinkled, don't iron it. I wore mine out in the rain once, but, unfortunately it refused to shrink.
Girl's birthday suits have an extra pocket......but this suits me just fine...........Good joke, Patrick
funny parody
Very funny parody you have here! I like the original song, too.
Thanks all for the great comments. It's funny what can grow from the smallest of inspirations.
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