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Song Parodies -> "You Only Have Mice"
Original Song Title:
"You Only Live Twice"
Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"You Only Have Mice"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
You only have mice, and maybe bats
It might've been worse, you could've had rats
Your kitchen they loot, like small raccoons
And they're never cute, except in cartoons
And no, it's not pretty, when rats roam at will
You should buy a kitty, without pity they kill
You walk through the house, and all's the same
Then something runs by, and rats are their name
They get in your air vents, their babies to rear
I'll poison those rodents, so your air vents are clear
This bill is past due, so pay the price
It's lucky for you, you only have mice
It might've been worse, you could've had rats
Your kitchen they loot, like small raccoons
And they're never cute, except in cartoons
And no, it's not pretty, when rats roam at will
You should buy a kitty, without pity they kill
You walk through the house, and all's the same
Then something runs by, and rats are their name
They get in your air vents, their babies to rear
I'll poison those rodents, so your air vents are clear
This bill is past due, so pay the price
It's lucky for you, you only have mice
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