Song Parodies -> "Reboots They Make Aren't Awesome"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"

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"Reboots They Make Aren't Awesome"

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The Lyrics

I'm really sick of all these movie franchise "reboots." I just heard the latest one they're going to do is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I mean, come on Hollywood, get an original idea!!!

She'll be slayin’, but it'll be a new Buffy
Whedon no part of - What a mess!
I’m confessin', this news has gotten me stressin'
And now I've just got to get this off my chest

Reboots they make aren't awesome
Most of them just blew
Hollywood producers
Need to think of something new

They stopped tryin', now it's about rebootin'
The fools keep redoin’ for all that they can get
They keep shamin' when they shouldn't be changin'
Yeah, Dark Knight was alright, but did we need Star Trek?

Reboots don't got me gawkin’
Most make me go pewww
Sorry but there's just no topping
Terminator 2

Freddy and Jason, new guys shouldn't be playin'
I'll just keep drinkin' and wish those movies weren't
(Gulp)
Won't they learn not to mess with the classics huh?
But sadly no when there's money to earn

Reboots they get us talkin'
But they don't follow through
Love ya Rob Zombie
But Halloween just wasn't very cool

Are you listenin' suits?
Quit mocking.

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