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Song Parodies -> "These Hands are Made for Fartin'"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots are Made for Walkin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"These Hands are Made for Fartin'"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Manualists, aka HandFartists, are quite misunderstood. To really appreciate this song aimed our critics (well, ex's), please click the video link below.
You keep saying stop those crazy noises.
something you call foolish and childish play.
You've been correctin’ where you shouldn't have been correctin’,
Cause another TV show is on the way.

These Hands are made for fartin’, and that's just what they'll do
Cause one of these days these Hands are gonna fart all over you.

You keep grabbin’, when you oughta be squeezin'
you feed that piehole right in the middle of your face.
You’re getting’ fatter when you oughta be a slimmin’,
You’re Moby Dick in a swimsuit, what a disgrace.

These Hands are made for fartin’, and that's just what they'll do
Cause one of these days these Hands are gonna fart all over you.

You keep naggin’ when you should be quiet,
you take that Beano just to eliminate all your GAS.
Ha!
I just found me a brand new box of matches-- yeah
to light the methane fumes firing out your ass.

These Hands are made for fartin’, and that's just what they'll do
Cause one of these days these Hands are gonna fart all over you.

Are you ready Hands? Start Fartin’!
This video may be viewed on my Parody Page.

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alvin - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
unique concept...dug it
2Eagle - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Somebody used to accompany Weird Al and his accordian with his hands.
John Barry - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious video. Represents the raison d'être of the Internet.
Jim Rotondo - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, that was Mike Kieffer who played Hands for Weird Al. Long live the HandFart!

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