-> "That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin'"
Original Song Title:
"These Boots Were Made For Walkin'"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin'"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Newt kept saying he's hot, but he's crazy
Was once Speaker, but he made a mess
He started a-messin' where he shouldn't have been a-messin'
When his party lost those seats, Newt was distressed
Well, that Newt was sent a-walking
And we gave him the boot
Nowadays we know Newt is gonna squawk, "What will I do?"
Newt kept lyin' 'cause he kept a-goofin'
Newt kept losing, Clinton's who he couldn't "get"
Newt kept blamin' voters for their party-changin'
What's right is right, but Newt ain't been right yet
Well, that Newt was sent a-walking
And we gave him the boot
Nowadays we know Newt is gonna squawk, "What will I do?"
(instrumental break)
Newt kept saying, "We'll win, let's keep praying"
And Newt kept thinking that he'd never get burnt
(HA!)
On Election Day, Newt lit a box of matches
(YEAH!)
They blew up because he reaped what he had earned
Well, that Newt was sent a-walking
And we gave him the boot
Nowadays we know Newt is gonna squawk, "What will I do?"
(Spoken:)
Are you ready, Newt?
Start walkinŽ!
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