-> "Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin"
Original Song Title:
"These Boots Were Made For Walkin" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin"
A lotta' boobs on girls are gettin' bigger
Silicone is in demand, I guess
They keep on stuffin' stuff and buyin' nippin' and a' tuckin'
Until they're poppin' buttons off a' their dress
But, Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin', yeah, shake is what they do
As long as I see big Hoots a' shakin'...I'll keep lookin' too
Some are lyin' when they oughta' be truthin'
Wearin' "Wonders" and those "Push 'em Up" bras
Such enlargin' insults our intelligence margin'
But, they're the fools, we know what never was..
Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin'...Yeah, shake is what they'll do
And when I don't see Real Hoots a' shakin'...I keep feelin' blue..
Less fun playin' where we shouldn't be strayin'
Since gals been thinkin' not big enough, they weren't, (Hah!)
Well, I'd prefer some tinier perky patches. (Yeah!)
Instead of, grabbin' store-boughts, gettin' burnt...
Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin'...love that shakin' too
One of these days, I'll find some Hoots that shake all over, (Wooo!)
Are you ready, Hoots?
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