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Song Parodies -> "Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots Were Made For Walkin"

Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A lotta' boobs on girls are gettin' bigger
Silicone is in demand, I guess
They keep on stuffin' stuff and buyin' nippin' and a' tuckin'
Until they're poppin' buttons off a' their dress
But, Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin', yeah, shake is what they do
As long as I see big Hoots a' shakin'...I'll keep lookin' too

Some are lyin' when they oughta' be truthin'
Wearin' "Wonders" and those "Push 'em Up" bras
Such enlargin' insults our intelligence margin'
But, they're the fools, we know what never was..
Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin'...Yeah, shake is what they'll do
And when I don't see Real Hoots a' shakin'...I keep feelin' blue..


Less fun playin' where we shouldn't be strayin'
Since gals been thinkin' not big enough, they weren't, (Hah!)
Well, I'd prefer some tinier perky patches. (Yeah!)
Instead of, grabbin' store-boughts, gettin' burnt...
Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin' that shakin' too
One of these days, I'll find some Hoots that shake all over, (Wooo!)


Are you ready, Hoots?
Start shakin'

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GANGSTA JOE - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Jarringly jaunty, and go-for-the-jug-ular funny AFW! (And the only parody of the day that can stand up to close scrutiny without an under-wire!) By the way, just wanted to mention that I was reading a few of your oldies and came accross one I had missed..."Nasal Archeologist"... OMG, that was incredible! Belated props...
alvin - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
a couple of my favorite to sing along to
AFW - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Joe....and TJC..thanks twice for here and compl. on the oldie...and thanks alvin...
PMS - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
This song was a hoot!
stuart mcarthur - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah Pammy's do need to shake more - I'll speak to her agent - wise words AFW - 555
Peregrin - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this using the random button. PMS made my preferred comment already so I will just say Amen :)

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