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Song Parodies -> "You Only Juice Twice"
Original Song Title:
"You Only Live Twice"
Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"You Only Juice Twice"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
007 Barry Bonds is back!
You only juice twice, or so it seems,
One stuff for your 'cheeks, and one for your 'ceps
You plowed through the years and life seems lame,
Till one cream appears and clear is its name
And hate is a lover who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the rage is gone
This stuff is for you, so pay the price,
Make one nightmare come true, you only juice twice
And hate is a lover who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the rage is gone
This stuff is for you, so pay the price,
Make one nightmare come true, you only juice twice
One stuff for your 'cheeks, and one for your 'ceps
You plowed through the years and life seems lame,
Till one cream appears and clear is its name
And hate is a lover who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the rage is gone
This stuff is for you, so pay the price,
Make one nightmare come true, you only juice twice
And hate is a lover who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the rage is gone
This stuff is for you, so pay the price,
Make one nightmare come true, you only juice twice
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