Song Parodies -> "Bang Bang Ol' Cheney Shot Him Down"

Original Song Title:

"Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down"

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Original Performer:

"Bang Bang Ol' Cheney Shot Him Down"

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The Lyrics

There were five or maybe six
Old men out hunting in the sticks.
Rich, conservative and white
Poor only in their eyesight.

Bang bang! One got shot down
Bang bang! He hit the ground.
Bang bang! Word got around.
Bang bang! When Cheney shot him down.

While they were out hunting quail
Someone with bird shot was implaled.
He'd startled birds into flight,
And though he was in plain sight,

Bang bang! He was shot down.
Bang bang! He hit the ground
Bang bang! Word got around.
Bang bang! When Cheney shot him down.

The hostess of the hunt averred
"It knocked him silly, that's for sure"
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!

The media is in a snit
Because a lid was kept on it.
For almost an entire day.
Loudly their discontent they bray.

They'll gang up on this guy
They'll hang him out to dry
They'll blame and villify.
Gangbang Dick a.k.a Dead Eye!

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John Barry - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Looks like the best of the Cheney series. Nice job! I'm off to a meeting but will read the rest later today.

AFW - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

A bang up job, here...Hits the target for five five five

Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I could've docked you a point for crediting this song to Nancy Sinatra instead of the Cher... but that would've been a cheap shot.

alvin rhodes - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

i got fired up over this one..5s

Yolanda - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I believe this was originally written by Sonny Bono, and performed by Cher way back in the 60's, but your version's cute.

PMS - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks JAB, but I liked your "I Put a Shell In You" better. Michael, thanks for keeping the safety on. When I googled the OS there were many Nancy Sinatra references, I thought Cher had done this, but when I saw all those NS references thought I'd been mistaken.(It's been known to happen) Thanks Alvin and Yolanda.

Adagio - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Good one. 5's

Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Yet another good one about this, 555's

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