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Song Parodies -> "It's Beelzebubberly"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Loverly?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
My Fair Lady
Parody Song Title:
"It's Beelzebubberly"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Heavy Metal in the noughties is just so...weak. Where's the lycra? Where are the smoke machines? And, more importantly...where are the satanists? Sheesh....
[Bruce Dickinson] It's rather dull in town; I'll phone the number of the beast.mmmm
[Ozzy Osbourne] I feel a little peckish, so on lost souls I will feast (mwahaha)
[Rob Halford] I've taken far too many drugs; was I in Judas Priest?
[All] Mmmm, mmmm.we're Beelzebubberly!!
[Unnamed Heavy Metal Legend]
All I want is a Marshall stack
Groupies dressed head-to-toe in black
On bats heads I will snack
Oh, it's Beelzebubberly!
Once I was in a prog-rock band
Then Ol' Nick came and lent a hand
I've made nine hundred grand
Be-ing Beelzebubberly!
MisterLucifer/Satan/Prince of Darkness pays my bills
I'veheardColdplay's Martin sing
Nowthat's what I call e-VIL!
Black mascara and six inch tongue
I look cool, but I'm not well-hung
That's why I don't get none
No groupie gals are lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Smoking spliff on the tour bus
Shopping at Pentacles-R-Us
Mum gets cross when I cuss
But I'm Beelzebubberly
We'll be playing Detroit tonight
Worshipped by spotty acolytes
Most are male, dumb and white
What's good? The babes ain't uggerley!
CheckoutMarilyn Manson's hot-as-Hades "entourage"
IfIlooked as strange as him
Ireally could live it large!
Tipper Gore thinks I should be gassed
Susan Baker can kiss my ass
While I'm still makin' cash
I'll stay Beelzebubberly
F*** the P.MRC
F*** the P.MRC
[Ozzy Osbourne] I feel a little peckish, so on lost souls I will feast (mwahaha)
[Rob Halford] I've taken far too many drugs; was I in Judas Priest?
[All] Mmmm, mmmm.we're Beelzebubberly!!
[Unnamed Heavy Metal Legend]
All I want is a Marshall stack
Groupies dressed head-to-toe in black
On bats heads I will snack
Oh, it's Beelzebubberly!
Once I was in a prog-rock band
Then Ol' Nick came and lent a hand
I've made nine hundred grand
Be-ing Beelzebubberly!
MisterLucifer/Satan/Prince of Darkness pays my bills
I'veheardColdplay's Martin sing
Nowthat's what I call e-VIL!
Black mascara and six inch tongue
I look cool, but I'm not well-hung
That's why I don't get none
No groupie gals are lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Lovin' me
Smoking spliff on the tour bus
Shopping at Pentacles-R-Us
Mum gets cross when I cuss
But I'm Beelzebubberly
We'll be playing Detroit tonight
Worshipped by spotty acolytes
Most are male, dumb and white
What's good? The babes ain't uggerley!
CheckoutMarilyn Manson's hot-as-Hades "entourage"
IfIlooked as strange as him
Ireally could live it large!
Tipper Gore thinks I should be gassed
Susan Baker can kiss my ass
While I'm still makin' cash
I'll stay Beelzebubberly
F*** the P.MRC
F*** the P.MRC
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Devilishly funny.
I guess Satan has become politically incorrect! 555
title of the day...lol
Elevator straight down to 555 floors below...
I'm in total agreement with John and alvin
Just imagining Ozzie singing this is a hoot. Especially loved the Pentacles-R-Us! Keep 'em comin', mister. 555
Hard Rock Hallelujah ! The forecourt of Hell has address 555!
This was funny as Hell!
very funny KR but I think I liked "Uggerley" the most - is that how you describe boots worn by bogans made of inside-out sheepskin? - 555
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