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Song Parodies -> "Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke"

Original Song Title:

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Original Performer:

Movie Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Kitty, Gunsmoke,
Pretty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Kitty, Gunsmoke
Pretty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Kitty, Gunsmoke
Pretty Kitty, Gunsmoke

Sweet you !
Flitty Kitty, Gunsmoke,
Witty Kitty, Gunsmoke
We miss you !

Dear girl,
Really great on Gunsmoke
Never did crack one joke,
Crush on Matt..
Skirt whirl
Such a dance hall pearl,
blessed with a nice fresh western shine

Gunsmoke,
Kitty, Kitty, Gunsmoke
Served up her whiskey real fine

Red hair,
Flamin' Kitty, Gunsmoke
Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Beauty, rare..

Shined there,
Pretty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Pretty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Skin so fair..

Long Branch,
Cowboys from the ranch
Would come to town and drink and fight
Bang! Bang!
Sometimes, out, shots rang! rang!
From a shoot-out at night..

Had a mole on her right cheek,
Dominate female, and not weak
Carried a parasol on her way..
Outdoors when weather was hot
And used to play cards a lot
Cheated a little, win or not

Nice Kitty,
Sweet Kitty,
Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke
We loved you !

Showed pity, much pity,
Lovely Kitty, Gunsmoke
Patience with the wild folk,
Toughness, too
Gone Kitty,
Dear Kitty
From cancer,
She passed on,
Moment of silence, we take

Poor her,
Many mem'ries for her.
Real name, Amanda Blake

God bless,
Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Good angel she'll make
Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Pretty Kitty, Gunsmoke
Smiles no more, now
For her, our hearts ache..

For her, our hearts ache..

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Old Man Ribber - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - You didn't Dodge this one. Nicely done. One overlooked question in classic TV debates (like Ginger or Mary Ann, Dick York or Dick Sargent as Darrin Stevens, Superman or Batman, etc.) - Chester or Festus? ;D
AFW - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR..you mean, a favorite?...I would say, Chester..he was the original, a natural dry sense of humor, and although he had a lame leg, his strong character image seemed to blot out sympathetic reactions.
SamuraiMaster - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh my God when it comes to old television classics, I got lists...
Rob Arndt - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
555... but you left out Festus and Doc!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Great song, now I'll have to get out my "Gunsmoke" DVDs and watch them again.
Patrick - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Ever hear of Arvo Ojala? He was the gunfighter Matt Dillon squared off with at the beginning of each show. Dillon always won, of course. In reality, Ojala was one of the fastest men with a six shooter who ever lived.
Rob Arndt - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
http://blacksun.greyfalcon.us/Karl%20May.htm
John Jenkins - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Great title. It was difficult to work with short lines, but you did well, and I like "Bang Bang/Sometimes out shots rang rang!"
John Barry - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Ode to Titty: a mamary-maker.

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